What Irritates You or is Annoying When It Happens In A Porn Scene?
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the one you left off that i hate is: chicks eating guys assholes...not my thing
Neither of those are the worst thing that can happen to a scene in my book..but from the looks of your poll...the pop makes or breaks the scene for you.:1orglaugh
Of those listed, I would say a boring chick. Not listed, when the chick is clearly ready to cum and tells the other performer don't stop or just like that and the idiot fucking her does the polar opposite. Or when some dummy edits out the part when the chick is legitimately cumming.
What's the point of fucking some chick silly if you never see her cum??
Of those listed, I would say a boring chick. Not listed, when the chick is clearly ready to cum and tells the other performer don't stop or just like that and the idiot fucking her does the polar opposite. Or when some dummy edits out the part when the chick is legitimately cumming.
What's the point of fucking some chick silly if you never see her cum??
that is bad
and sometimes talking can ruin a good scene too you will be all into it and the guy will just say something stupid
almost all of them lol
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Girls who moan ridiculously and unnecessarily loud. That's just not attractive or sexy.
Agreed. I don't care how hot the chick is...phony and excessive moaning/"screaming" is pretty bad.
Is it that hard to not be boring but not over do it?:o
jod0565
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Sometimes it's the little things - like doing a search:
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http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=3159891&highlight=things+porn+instantly#post3159891
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=297058&highlight=things+hate+porn
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=3159891&highlight=things+porn+instantly#post3159891
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"Then we star wipe to doggy."
"Next we star wipe to cowgirl."
"There are other wipes than star wipes."
"Why have hamburger when you can have steak?"
"Then we star wipe to doggy."
"Next we star wipe to cowgirl."
"There are other wipes than star wipes."
"Why have hamburger when you can have steak?"
Those fucking 20min or so interviews that the guy has with the girl and he is off camera...he is just an example of the annoying dialouge:
Douchy Porn Guy: Oh my your beautiful, what's your name gorgeous.
Porn Girl: My name is insert female porn name here and I am from state in America
Douchy Porn Guy: So how long have you been making movies
Porn Girl: Oh this is my first one (which roughly translates, will you hurry this interview up dude I got 5 more scenes to do, plus a date with that guy who plays Fez on That 70's Show)
Douchy Porn Guy: So how old are you babe?
Porn Girl: Oh I just turned 18 (bullshit I can see more of an illusion in a Chriss Angel magic trick than this, your 25 minimum)
Douchy Porn Guy: So you ever have sex on camara before?
Porn Girl: *Looks all shy and innocent* No, well um, does my boyfriend filming me on his IPhone count?
Douchy Porn Guy: Oh baby hearing that just made me hard....Tell me about your first sexual experinece
(By now my temper is flaring like a pack of hemoroids, I fast forward through 10 mins, and this girl is still rambling on)
Porn Girl: And then I moved out to California hoping to get a modeling career started. (By now the girl is topless showing her someway decent boobjob)
Douchy Porn Guy: Why don't you take off your little shorts there.(Sweet merciful crap does this fucking knuckle beak ever shut the fuck up, this time I don't fast forward. I get up and make something in a crock pot for dinner and you know how fucking long they take, I get back to the movie they are still fucking talking)
That is what I hate and what annoys me to no end about porn these days. Who gives a fuck where this girl comes from or how many fucking toy poodles she has, just get to the sex, make her moan, cum on her and be done with it!
Douchy Porn Guy: Oh my your beautiful, what's your name gorgeous.
Porn Girl: My name is insert female porn name here and I am from state in America
Douchy Porn Guy: So how long have you been making movies
Porn Girl: Oh this is my first one (which roughly translates, will you hurry this interview up dude I got 5 more scenes to do, plus a date with that guy who plays Fez on That 70's Show)
Douchy Porn Guy: So how old are you babe?
Porn Girl: Oh I just turned 18 (bullshit I can see more of an illusion in a Chriss Angel magic trick than this, your 25 minimum)
Douchy Porn Guy: So you ever have sex on camara before?
Porn Girl: *Looks all shy and innocent* No, well um, does my boyfriend filming me on his IPhone count?
Douchy Porn Guy: Oh baby hearing that just made me hard....Tell me about your first sexual experinece
(By now my temper is flaring like a pack of hemoroids, I fast forward through 10 mins, and this girl is still rambling on)
Porn Girl: And then I moved out to California hoping to get a modeling career started. (By now the girl is topless showing her someway decent boobjob)
Douchy Porn Guy: Why don't you take off your little shorts there.(Sweet merciful crap does this fucking knuckle beak ever shut the fuck up, this time I don't fast forward. I get up and make something in a crock pot for dinner and you know how fucking long they take, I get back to the movie they are still fucking talking)
That is what I hate and what annoys me to no end about porn these days. Who gives a fuck where this girl comes from or how many fucking toy poodles she has, just get to the sex, make her moan, cum on her and be done with it!
hehe, I could actually live with those intros, provided they got a ''cameraGIRL'' to do it, or just gave the stars a script to read off.
Getting back to the OP, lots of things bug me in pr0n scenes but ''of your list'' I'd have to say the last one is my biggest pet peeve.
I prefer 2 have the intro as Luke mentioned, then the stars undressing, getting down 2 business, changing positions etc. Don't care how long the scene runs 4, I want it all, lol.
That's too complicated bro! How can someone perform a simple search function with one hand while holding their penis with the other hand? It's much easier to create another redundant and useless thread IMO.
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Big Poppa Pump
- My Name Is My Name -
I hate overdubbing. That can ruin a scene for me. Also, as mentioned earlier, excessive screaming. A big offender is Eva Angelina. She is hot as fuck but damn does she scream a lot! :eek:
Pretty much everything in the poll is bad.
Here are some others that bother me:
Music during a good fucking.
Being able to see the camera guy during the scene.
A 5 min. jerk to pop-shot to finish the scene.
Lube overload/ Any type of foamy or creamy excretions from vag or anal.
A 5 min. cumplay finish (just swallow already!!!)
No tits shown/ CFNM
Psuedo-Rape (really... WTF?!? Shout out to Jack Venice.)
Gangbangs (especially ones with 8 or 9 guys talking shit in a circle jerk)
Douchebag male performer doing more talking than fucking.
Bad camera angles.
Here are some others that bother me:
Music during a good fucking.
Being able to see the camera guy during the scene.
A 5 min. jerk to pop-shot to finish the scene.
Lube overload/ Any type of foamy or creamy excretions from vag or anal.
A 5 min. cumplay finish (just swallow already!!!)
No tits shown/ CFNM
Psuedo-Rape (really... WTF?!? Shout out to Jack Venice.)
Gangbangs (especially ones with 8 or 9 guys talking shit in a circle jerk)
Douchebag male performer doing more talking than fucking.
Bad camera angles.
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