What Do You Want For Xxxmas?

[Vicky Vette]

Hey all, I was asked by a magazine to put something up about this so, here goes......

Am I supposed to say peace, goodwill, and health? Of course I want that so can't put that in a unique list, right (just assume it is already in there.) Am I supposed to say lots of presents? Of course, that goes without saying (just send all gift cards and lingeries to the address on my website... ha ha).

Since, there are too many wonderful things to list, I decided to put together 'Vicky Vette's Top Ten Porn Things I Want for Christmas List'. Again, peace, goodwill and heath are in there already, so think of this as numbers 4-13). Here goes (drum roll please).....

'Vicky Vette's Top Ten Porn Related Things I Want for Christmas List'

10. Hey Santa, what is up with the cookies....... I am on Atkins, so bacon or steak would be better!

9. Hey Santa, what is up with my newsletter, http://www.vickyathome.com/newsletters/newslettercurrent.com, going to your spam folder!

8. Hey Santa, any chance I can get through Xmas without having to wear your costume.......... again!

7. Hey Santa, please take me off your naughty list! I have been on it for 42 years!

6. Hey Santa, any way you can stop the elfs coming down the chimney with you this year on Christmas night?

5. Hey Santa, I would like a vibrator that does not run on batteries. I go through a lot of batteries.

4. Hey Santa, if you can't give me number seven, can you give me 1000 AA batteries, 1000 AAA batteries, and whatever else you have?

3. Hey Santa, can you give me some nipple clamps that don't squeeze so hard!

2. Hey Santa, can you give me Sara Jay, Nikki Benz, Puma Swede, Kate Frost, and Kayla Kupcakes under my tree?


and the number one thing porn related thing I want for Christmas is............

1. No more guys in porn that look like Ron Jeremy (Ron if you ever read this, there could only be one of you!)


What do yu want for XXXmas?

 

[Caitlain]

LOL @ # 1.

You look like you have so much fun on your web site! <3

 

[ChefChiTown]

I just want a girl to touch my weiner. :crying:

 

[BigSwede]

Vicky Vette[/URL][/B], post: 1821953, member: 99191"]
2. Hey Santa, can you give me Sara Jay, Nikki Benz, Puma Swede, Kate Frost, and Kayla Kupcakes under my tree?
What do yu want for XXXmas?

I agree on this!

You can join too,Vicky!:blowjob::nannerf1::blowjob::nannerf1:

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes, i agree with that one ^

 

[Facetious]

5. Hey Santa, I would like a vibrator that does not run on batteries. I go through a lot of batteries.

4. Hey Santa, if you can't give me number seven, can you give me 1000 AA batteries, 1000 AAA batteries, and whatever else you have?

Really Vicky ! You need to try These. Go for the AA Nickel Metal hydride variants with 2300 + Milliamp Hour rating. You won't believe how long these things run today on one charge !! Maybe outlast you ! :1orglaugh

What do yu want for XXXmas?

For you to keep looking as good as you do, kiddo !

 

[StormRuller]

I agree on this!

You can join too,Vicky!:blowjob::nannerf1::blowjob::nannerf1:

Me too... I would add also Jesse Jane and Shyla Stylez on that!!

 

[poggy]

I'm a simple man...

Lucy Pinder :thumbsup:

 

[Vicky Vette]

http://www.vickyathome.com/mgp/cam071112b/clip1.wmv

 

[jeezy]

i want Vicky Vette under my tree

 

[flim_flam]

Yeah- Vicky Vette under the tree would be a good thing. Of course, I'd be happier having her in other places...

 

[D-rock]

5. Hey Santa, I would like a vibrator that does not run on batteries. I go through a lot of batteries.

Hmmm....a solar powered vibrator...maybe you're on to something.

 

[drdeath67]

Hmmm....a solar powered vibrator...maybe you're on to something.

Powered by a big block Chevy! :1orglaugh

 

[pancha]

hey Vicky, Santa was a little busy, but in my recent conversation with him he gave me his answers to your list. Here goes:

10.The cookies are supposed to be for ME. . . so you can keep your steak. As a matter of fact, I've got a big Sausa. . . oh wait, never mind!

9. Sorry hun, I just go straight for the dvds and photo spreads! Santa has to much reading to do already!

8. Not a chance. Why do you think I look forward to wearing it every year?! Only cuz you've been in it, you're going to get into it, and when you do, I'LL still be in it too!!!

7. HELL NO!!! Oh, I mean, absolutely NOT! You are #1 on THAT list! And that's only because you're so NICE!:hit:

6. Well, they're not going to take it very well, but consider it done. Pancha would like to know if he can sub in this year?!

5. Well, rechargables are an option. The plug in variety hasn't gone well here in the workshop, and the gas powered ones have sent too many of my workers to the emergency room, so. . . have you read # 6?!

4. Still working on that one. Again, refer to #'s 5 and 6!

3. How about Santa's pearly whites!!!

2. Sorry Vicky, but they are already under MY tree. Santa has to unwind after a hard nights worth of work SOMEHOW! :nanner:

1. . . . . aww shit! you got me there!

Merry Christmas Vicky and all Freeones members! And remember, Santa's always watching!!! Especially if you're a hot smokin lady like Vicky, Santa will DEFINITELY be watching!!!:thumbsup:

 

[Vicky Vette]

hey Vicky, Santa was a little busy, but in my recent conversation with him he gave me his answers to your list. Here goes:

10.The cookies are supposed to be for ME. . . so you can keep your steak. As a matter of fact, I've got a big Sausa. . . oh wait, never mind!

9. Sorry hun, I just go straight for the dvds and photo spreads! Santa has to much reading to do already!

8. Not a chance. Why do you think I look forward to wearing it every year?! Only cuz you've been in it, you're going to get into it, and when you do, I'LL still be in it too!!!

7. HELL NO!!! Oh, I mean, absolutely NOT! You are #1 on THAT list! And that's only because you're so NICE!:hit:

6. Well, they're not going to take it very well, but consider it done. Pancha would like to know if he can sub in this year?!

5. Well, rechargables are an option. The plug in variety hasn't gone well here in the workshop, and the gas powered ones have sent too many of my workers to the emergency room, so. . . have you read # 6?!

4. Still working on that one. Again, refer to #'s 5 and 6!

3. How about Santa's pearly whites!!!

2. Sorry Vicky, but they are already under MY tree. Santa has to unwind after a hard nights worth of work SOMEHOW! :nanner:

1. . . . . aww shit! you got me there!

Merry Christmas Vicky and all Freeones members! And remember, Santa's always watching!!! Especially if you're a hot smokin lady like Vicky, Santa will DEFINITELY be watching!!!:thumbsup:

Killer post Pancha.... I forgot (blonde) I was supposed to leave Santa the cookies....

 

[drdeath67]

Vicky Vette[/URL][/B], post: 1822656, member: 99191"]Killer post Pancha.... I forgot (blonde) I was supposed to leave Santa the cookies....

You can leave me a cookie! :lovecoupl

 

[Vicky Vette]

I wonder which girls in porn look like Ron?????

 

[drdeath67]

Vicky Vette[/URL][/B], post: 1822694, member: 99191"]I wonder which girls in porn look like Ron?????

I dunno but I really feel sorry for them!

 

[ChefChiTown]

I'm going back home for Christmas. Now, I'm never the kind of guy who womanizes, but while I'm there, I'm going to make a Christmas wish that I meet a dirty, trashy whore in a bar somewhere that is willing to rip my pants off and gobble my weiner like it's the last piece of pumpkin pie at the Christmas dinner table.

 

[Vicky Vette]

Ron is a total sweetie that I have done work with in the past.... he wrote about me a bit in his book. Really smart guy......