What do you masturbate with?

[Hardline Pro]

I personally don't use my hand a lot. I like to use a pillow or a mattress most of the time.

So what do you masturbate with?

Also and good techniques would be helpful, I always like to try new things out with myself.

 

[StanScratch]

Tears of the damned, sandpaper, very sharp scissors, the pages of any Glenn Beck book, hair from lurkingdirk's ass.
You know. The normal stuff.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I personally don't use my hand a lot. I like to use a pillow or a mattress most of the time.

So what do you masturbate with?

Also and good techniques would be helpful, I always like to try new things out with myself.

 

[peterthebeater]

I clamp my cock and edge out for like 10 minutes the take a five minute rest. I repeat until I find something on the Internet to bust my load.

 

[biomech]

A Richard Nixon mask.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Bubble wrap, cheese graters, and bleach.

 

[alexpnz]

Straight friction homey! :banana:

 

[belgianass]

mostly my right hand and my dick, but at the count of 100, I change to my left hand. It's like two different women.

ahhhhh ...


:anonymous

 

[L3ggy]

What the?! Your mattress & pillow? That is so wrong

 

[alex505]

no lube. just squeeze and massage the base for a bit. with short bursts of vigorous stroking!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I always prep with a hot bleach enema. Then, I generally stick screwdrivers up my penis hole and just pump away.

 

[phanto_1985]

I use sometimes a Fleshlight, sometimes lube or nothing; it's all about my mood.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Bubble wrap, cheese graters, and bleach.

I always prep with a hot bleach enema.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh, like, mi gad. Did I use the same word as you? How TOTALLY cool. It's like, we're TOTALLY thinking the same thing.

BFFs. :lovecoupl

 

[Ace Bandage]

Oh, like, mi gad. Did I use the same word as you? How TOTALLY cool. It's like, we're TOTALLY thinking the same thing.

BFFs. :lovecoupl

More like, you're just an unoriginal bitch, bitch.

 

[lurkingdirk]

More like, you're just an unoriginal bitch, bitch.

More like YOU'RE an unoriginal bitch, bitch.

 

[pete rose]

fervor, enthusiasm, and good old fashion know-how

 

[jothegoon]

palm and her 5 sister's! lol

 

[roronoa3000]

A Damon and Affleck movie, tomorrows newspaper and a .50 caliber handgun to blow away anybody that catches me in the act.

 

[LukeEl]

Mostly my tears as lubrication because I normally don't get laid on a regular basis, contrary to popular belief.