You know what I mean. And I'm not talking about drink alcohol until you feel nothing. You know that burning rage you get inside your mind and you feel like your body will explode?
Is there a such thing as a wrong hole???Put it in the wrong hole and fix her [NOBABE]little red[/NOBABE] wagon.
I rarely get jealous at all. When my fiance and I go out, sometimes she'll flirt back with guys that hit on her and I don't mind at all. I actually find it cute since I know that she's going home with me and there was a time when she dreaded going out because guys hitting on her used to make her really uncomfortable. But now she has fun with it and I'm sure that there's part of her that likes the attention and the game of flirting.
But there was an incident that did piss me off and get me really jealous last summer. On 4th of July weekend, we invited a bunch of friends and co-workers to our house for a party/BBQ. At one point my fiance was sitting by the pool and talking to a few people. She eventually disappeared into the house and came back outside wearing a very revealing, tiny thong bikini that she bought to wear around me a year or so ago.
Other people had brought bathing suits in case they wanted to go for a swim, but nobody had actually went into the pool yet. So while everybody was wearing t-shirts and shorts, she decided to walk around wearing practically nothing like it was no big thing. None of our friends had ever seen her in a thong bikini, so she quickly became the center of attention.
Some of our male friends were staring at her and trying to hang around her to make small talk while a couple of their wives and female friends were shooting her dirty looks that she didn't seem to notice. And she was clearly liking the attention and the beer and drinks enjoyed throughout the afternoon had stripped her of any inhibitions.
There was something about it that really set me off and put me into a jealous mood, but I wasn't about to ruin the party for her or anybody else so I just kept my mouth shut and pretended like it didn't bother me. But yeah, for a bit I really was in a dumb jealous zone and it wasn't a place I wanted to be in. I felt a bit dumb about it the next day, but sometimes it just takes over.
There's guys who check out my wife from time to time and it doesn't bother me and she doesn't pay it any mind. But she's got a full on infatuation with this guy at our bank. She's asked about him while at the drive thru. I'm about to go up to him and say "hey, my wife wants to fuck you. but I get to watch."
There's guys who check out my wife from time to time and it doesn't bother me and she doesn't pay it any mind. But she's got a full on infatuation with this guy at our bank. She's asked about him while at the drive thru. I'm about to go up to him and say "hey, my wife wants to fuck you. but I get to watch."
But what if he's a big dick bastard?
I break shit.