What do you do before sex?

[zaxo]

I saw the "What do you do after sex" thread and thought about what people do before sex? I hope that we at least get some hilarious post like in the other thread.

I don't know if it's just me but I always shower before. I like being clean before getting messy. My girlfriend likes to clean up too before but she doesn't always shower. I guess you could think of it as neat-freak or germophobe sex?

 

[Eric Lindros]

Shower
Nice dinner with good music
a few beers :glugglug:


and the next thing needs no explanation :nannerf2:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Get undressed and undress my girlfriend.

 

[anomaly]

Shit, Shower and Shave:frenchman

 

[bodie54]

blow repeatedly into valve stem "A"

 

[megamega]

I meditate for 4 hours and focus my Chi into my cock. For then I am known as The Immortal Iron Cock. I also listen to the Mortal Kombat theme song from the movies (MORTAL KOMBAT!) and participate in a 7 world kung fu tournament where each champion of a mystical city has to fight for the right to become a house. I am the champion of my city, Mos Eisley.

 

[McNab]

I bow down and thank the Gods.

"For the woman I am about to recieve, I am thankful."

 

[Waldoz]

I bust a nut

 

[dick van cock]

I pay her.

 

[member006]

I honestly don't recall having ever planning sex per sey. :dunno: I am just more the spontaneous type. Maybe on some occasions like Anniversary, Valentines Day I knew how the night was going to end, still no real planning though.

LL

 

[jamrak]

I pay her.

it is kinda risky to pay before.. who knows would it worth it? :2 cents:

 

[Juiceman]

What do I do before sex???? That's called foreplay!!!! and lots of it...drives the women wild!!! Take your time, go slow.:lovecoupl

 

[Friday on my mind]

I pay her.

I'm cheap, first I try 20 minutes of begging.:o

 

[bnaked]

Sometimes I take a whiz.

 

[efeezy]

I do a few cock pushups...just to stretch. I don't want to pull anything.

 

[dick van cock]

I'm cheap, first I try 20 minutes of begging.:o

Do you usually end up scratching the bedroom door from the inside or the outside? :1orglaugh

 

[AFA]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9NL7nP61-hk

Fascinating. I remember talking about this in High School.

 

[devlinvelez]

I got out looking for my next victim and pray she does'nt get away like the last one........

 

[gunslingingbird]

I meditate for 4 hours and focus my Chi into my cock. For then I am known as The Immortal Iron Cock. I also listen to the Mortal Kombat theme song from the movies (MORTAL KOMBAT!) and participate in a 7 world kung fu tournament where each champion of a mystical city has to fight for the right to become a house. I am the champion of my city, Mos Eisley.

WTF? That's a hardcore ritual to go through before getting laid. Rock on, brother!

 

[senob44]

I attach popsicle sticks to my unit, one on each side. Who needs Viagra?!