What Did You Get For Christmas?

[TAZ123]

Thought this would be fun!

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I don't think a football is a very good Christmas present.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Why not?

 

[YMIHERE]

I got a Beta fish. It's already dead.

 

[D-rock]

I got a pair of kneepads. It will now allow me to do an exercise that was hard before because it ground my kneecaps into the cement.

 

[jason43506]

i got the shaft from santa that bastard

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I got nothing this year!

 

[Petra]

The dutch Sinterklaas likes me better than Santa. He actually got me stuff on the 5th of December.

 

[drdeath67]

I got nothing this year!

Me either!

 

[Facetious]

Samuel Colt visited . . . again !

A clone of him anyway :o


Oh, a chia pet too !

 

[om3ga]

This

 

[dick van cock]

minidog :nanner:

 

[minidog]

:bowdown:dvc merry xmas

 

[Fine]

hugo boss perfume

 

[McNab]

A fortnight ago my *** gave me £400 to spend on anything.

From Santa, zip.

From my ******, double zip!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

A couple of cd's (I Robot & Houses of the Holy) and my Sirius renewal.

 

[Joe11]

Reiben sunglasses, clothing, tennis rocket and some porn DVDs from my girlfriend

 

[anomaly]

The present I have been asking for all year. Nothing and not be bothered. My girl had sex with me last night and promised she nor any her ****** and friends would call me or visit. My ****** has finally realized I am not be bothered on this day or any "holiday". It's the best Xmas ever.:frenchman

 

[cartman24]

About $200 in giftcards, 3 Xbox 360 Games (Too bad my system is in repair ), a laser detector, some candy, and a bunch of DVDs.

 

[Chrism86354]

i got some clothes from american eagle about 200 bucks..the bourne ultimatum, live free or die and afi live cd!