What comeback lines will Really HURT a Woman?

[zdenka]

and make them shutup. The reason I ask is because, I have a friend who is always loosing arguments to his girlfriend when she brings up the fact "....and you're a shrimp dick!" to him . It COMPLETELY stops him in his track, and he is speechless. He is usually very good with words but can't he think of anything to respond to that. It hurts him greatly and I am concerned for him :crying:
And I don't mean lame comebacks like saying "Your ass looks fat". That doesn't really work. Plus his girlfriend has quite a nice ass, I must say.

*EDIT* I was thinking something like, "You're getting old. not many eggs left". Do you think that would destroy her? Please help guys, I need to know (for my friend)

 

[Neutron66]

"Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!"

Maybe?

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Are you talking to me, Miss Cellulite?

 

[zdenka]

"Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!"

that doesn't work at all! It's what a man says when he loses control. she will just laugh. I want something that hurts her deep inside, not just swearing.

 

[zdenka]

Are you talking to me, Miss Cellulite?

I was thinking something that goes beyond physical appearances, because his girlfriend has quite a good body. The cellulite phrase would not work on her.

 

[xfire]

Sometimes actions are louder than words.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Tell your friend to move on. If your whole goal is to hurt and belittle the person who is supposed to be your partner, it’s time to leave and go see a therapist.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

At least I don't look fat when I wear a dress!

 

[zdenka]

LOL, tried that ^ only makes her laugh because she does NOT look fat at all, and she knows it. :1orglaugh Any girls here wanna chime in what hurts you most?

 

[lurkingdirk]

If she ever asks you to kiss her ass, ask her which acre. I find that one quite effective.

Also, keep it simple. Something like, "You know, you're actually surprisingly accomplished for how stupid you are."

 

[zdenka]

Something like, "You know, you're actually surprisingly accomplished for how stupid you are."

hmm.. might try that. it sounds wordy lol She's definitely not the sharpest knife on the block. Thanks!

 

[tudor24]

Why date the bitch? You're friend sounds like a douche who puts up with too much. Why take that kind of thing from ANYONE who supposedly cares about you.

Is she super successful and making a ton of money or something cause if she isn't tell her to take her attitude and hit the fucking bricks.

And the best way to hurt a woman isn't with words it is with actions. At some point something is going to upset her and when she needs emotional support. Complete indifference to her will hurt her more than anything. "I am a shrimp dick and you are supposedly perfect, good luck figuring shit out."

 

[LukeEl]

Your sister is a lot tighter than you.
You mom has a hotter body than you.
You keep growing those chins how I am going to see your pussy.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Just stare at a tiny section of her hair. When she asks you what you're staring at just say "On nothing,bride of Frankenstein". Just sit back and watch as she spends the next three days with a magnifying mirror trying to find the grey hairs.

 

[Jack Davenport]

You're nowhere near as good in bed as your mom and sister is.

 

[larss]

"Shrimp dick"? - It only seems that way when it's inside your cavern of a cunt.

 

[BlueBalls]

Why use words when you can just smack a bitch.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

"Did I mention, I'm HIV positive ?"

 

[tiger1977]

"Your mom was right, she should have aborted you."

 

[Supafly]

I am not a fan of hurting people, so I will not share what I think.