If I were jacking off right now, I wouldn't be in this thread. Who would be getting off and come in here, and take the time to share with you?
Is someone really jacking off while reading these words, right now? You're not looking at a sexy picture or naughty video, you are choking it to my words? Really? Well then, try not to imagine a rhino's ass. Whoops! Too late, you sick fuck!