What are you going to do before the May 21st Rapture

[Ike Stain]

As many of you may already know, May 21st, 2011 has been identified
as the date of the Rapture.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/03/christian-group-says-apocalypse-coming-on-may-21-2011/

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

What do you plan on doing before this momentous day?
(Because if you're reading this, your ass is definitely getting
Left Behind.)





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[STDiva]

I'll prob drink some beer.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I don't care what the fuck happens, but it better not interfere with the Indy 500 on the 29th. That's my favorite day of the year and I'll be god damned if your Jesus is going to fuck with it.

 

[BlueBalls]

Ritualistically slaughter a goat. Or masturbate into an old sock.

One of the two.

 

[Ike Stain]

I don't care what the fuck happens, but it better not interfere with the Indy 500 on the 29th. That's my favorite day of the year and I'll be god damned if your Jesus is going to fuck with it.

You're going to do extremely well in the post-Apocalyptic world I think, old son.

Ritualistically slaughter a goat. Or masturbate into an old sock. One of the two.

Options. That's thinking!

 

[Kingfisher]

Go to Cafe Rio and have a kick ass barbacoa burrito, wet style with red sauce! Might as well go out with some good food in the belly.

If it doesn't happen, I'm walking down to Hollywood Blvd and smashing those "end of the world" sign holders with a cricket bat. That's for getting my hopes up, you fuck!


You ever notice how all these end of the world things always land on a day before Sunday.

 

[Will E Worm]

There will be no rapture on that day. No one knows the day nor the hour.

When the rapture takes place I will not be here. :tongue:

 

[Ike Stain]

Go to Cafe Rio and have a kick ass barbacoa burrito, wet style with red sauce! Might as well go out with some good food in the belly. If it doesn't happen, I'm walking down to Hollywood Blvd and smashing those "end of the world" sign holders with a cricket bat. That's for getting my hopes up, you fuck!

I like the way this guy thinks!

 

[Connor Macleod]

Play in a local poker tournament and hope to hit royal flush pot.

 

[squallumz]

the day of the lord so cometh as a thief in the night

not a scheduled appointment.

 

[mr. jizz]

I'm going to live a normal day, gym, video games, jam session with my bros then I'm going to go out the next day and point and laugh at everyone who bought into that crap. I'm not religious and even I know that NO ONE knows when the rapture is, only God/Jesus/The Holy Ghost himself knows, fuckin idiot fanatics, they claim to be Christians and they probably have never even read one complete book of the Bible outside of church, on their own time.

 

[squallumz]

i swear, how many times has the world been in danger of kicking the bucket lately?

its always something.

 

[mr. jizz]

i swear, how many times has the world been in danger of kicking the bucket lately?

its always something.

What I never get is why the World is always in danger, the worlds not ending for a long, long time. Humanity ending seems like a more reasonable scenario. I doubt mankind will even live on to see the Earth be destroyed.

 

[dongkong]

the day of the lord so cometh as a thief in the night

not a scheduled appointment.

Exactly. Have these people not read their bible? Every year some new moron gives a date.

 

[squallumz]

one thing that gives me mixed feelings is that a lot of preachers/pastor/etc preach that the end is really soon. like maybe in 5 minutes soon.

i dont know if thats the best way to go about it. it almost seems like a scare tactic and thats just not good.

 

[Will E Worm]

Edgar C. Whisenant (September 25, 1932 – May 16, 2001), was a former NASA engineer and Bible student who predicted the Rapture would occur in 1988, sometime between Sept. 11 and Sept. 13. He published two books about this: 88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988 and On Borrowed Time.

Edgar C. Whisenant Wikipedia

Publications
1.) 88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988. Predicted that the Rapture would occur in 1988.
2.) The final shout: Rapture report 1989. Predicted that the Rapture would occur in 1989.
3.) 23 reasons why a pre-tribulation rapture looks like it will occur on Rosh-Hashanah 1993. Predicted that the Rapture would occur in 1993.
4.) And now the earth's destruction by fire, nuclear bomb fire. Prediction for 1994.

Doomsday 1971 - 1997

 

[mr. jizz]

one thing that gives me mixed feelings is that a lot of preachers/pastor/etc preach that the end is really soon. like maybe in 5 minutes soon.

i dont know if thats the best way to go about it. it almost seems like a scare tactic and thats just not good.

Isn't that the point of almost every religion? If you DON'T follow (insert deity here) and his teachings you will not receive eternal salvation. When I was growing up as a Catholic, the clergy used to scare me to death, Like if you don't confess your sins or come to church to receive the body and blood of Christ you will spend eternity in hell, being punished for you sins. That seems like the biggest scare tactic ever.

 

[PirateKing]

A dozen hookers.

 

[squallumz]

Isn't that the point of almost every religion? If you DON'T follow (insert deity here) and his teachings you will not receive eternal salvation. When I was growing up as a Catholic, the clergy used to scare me to death, Like if you don't confess your sins or come to church to receive the body and blood of Christ you will spend eternity in hell, being punished for you sins. That seems like the biggest scare tactic ever.

hmm.. You Might be right. i guess thats why i do things kinda on my own. i believe in christ but i dont do church. i think a lot of people are missing whats should be the real point. its supposed to be a religion of love and forgiveness, at least, thats what i think.

 

[domshooter]

when christ comes to rapture me i will take take no other pleasure than fuckin him in the mouth.

then ill watch all the star wars, james bond, jack ryan, jurassic park, indiana jones movies and any others that i might just feel like watching