A briefcase bomb? I dunno, she left me for someone else.. and married them.. without telling me.. didnt pay our bills or rent.. and threw out my first fleshlight.. and a window garden (WTF? It's a plant!!)...on my birthday.
It's been a couple months and plenty of bottles later so I'd say I've recovered well enough, tho. I wouldnt wish her real harm, tho. Maybe some mild discomfort. But I really just dont want to see her again, ever. :nods and agrees with my own assessment, there: Yeah.