What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Help me. Help me. Oh please, help me. Christmas is right around the corner and my very Catholic wife's birthday is also in December. I need 2 good gift ideas. Help me be good for once.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

A rope. :hang:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

A rope. :hang:

That's a little cheap.

 

[Rey C.]

A divorce.


Reason #4684 why I'm not married. :yesyes:

 

[sean miguel]

a new car. hers is shitty and I refuse to let her drive mine. you know, cause ....

this wasn't about a christmas present but I'm going to frame it as such cause I'm a bastard.

 

[The Yak]

*uncontrollable sobbing*

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

a new car. hers is shitty and I refuse to let her drive mine. you know, cause ....

this wasn't about a christmas present but I'm going to frame it as such cause I'm a bastard.

How are you doing with your shopping? Is your wife difficult to buy gifts for too? My wife just got a new SUV last year. She owns pretty much everything in the Apple Store too.

 

[sean miguel]

How are you doing with your shopping? Is your wife difficult to buy gifts for too? My wife just got a new SUV last year. She owns pretty much everything in the Apple Store too.

she's not. We've agreed for awhile that we'd use what we'd spend on gifts to those in need including relatives in the Philippines. It's just me and her. Her dad is rich as fuck but she's' gone her own way.

she knows what her greatest gift is.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

she's not. We've agreed for awhile that we'd use what we'd spend on gifts to those in need including relatives in the Philippines. It's just me and her. Her dad is rich as fuck but she's' gone her own way.

she knows what her greatest gift is.

We have those big white and red boxes that we stuff full of stuff and send there too.

I'll figure something out. Things tend to turn out OK even though I'm a bundle of nerves beforehand.

 

[RJS13]

A divorce.


Reason #4684 why I'm not married. :yesyes:

I agree 100% Sitting here thinking about it I can't name 1 married couple I know that is happy. Not one. They will be divorced soon. I don't see the point but some just need that paper reassurance that everything is gonna be wonderful lol. Naive suckers lol

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

She's flip, right?

Here's what they like:

Gold shoes
Gold purses
Knockoff GUCCI stuff
Tiny brooms made out of coarse straw for sweeping up rice off the carpet
Karaoke machines/accessories
Rice cookers
Spam
Vienna Sausage
50 pound sacks of questionable rice
Potted meat

 

[Jack Davenport]

A buddy of mine had a Filipina girlfriend. I went with him over to her apartment, I never saw so many Buddha statues in my life.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Fuck, almost forgot ABBA. She can never have enough ABBA CDs.

 

[Jack Davenport]

She's flip, right?

Here's what they like:

Gold shoes
Gold purses
Knockoff GUCCI stuff
Tiny brooms made out of coarse straw for sweeping up rice off the carpet
Karaoke machines/accessories
Rice cookers
Sperm
Vienna Sausage
50 pound sacks of questionable rice
Potted meat

Ewww...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

double post

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She's flip, right?

Here's what they like:

Gold shoes
Gold purses
Knockoff GUCCI stuff
Tiny brooms made out of coarse straw for sweeping up rice off the carpet
Karaoke machines/accessories
Rice cookers
Spam
Vienna Sausage
50 pound sacks of questionable rice
Potted meat

:1orglaugh

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Ewww...

What? That's the good shit.

:1orglaugh

You know its true!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You know its true!

I agree. Stereotypes wouldn't exist unless they were true 75-80% of the time.

I've really grown to like the little broom/dustpan combo. It's like having a broom and dust broom w/pan all in one. Great for sweeping up the kitty litter.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Hahaha, those fucking brooms!

 

[Jack Davenport]

“27 years of dedicated sweeping experience”

:1orglaugh