What about fleshlights

Rusty T

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Hey everyone, has anyone of you ever tried one of those fleshlight products?

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Would you recommend it and is it worth the money?
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
overrated if you ask me. id rather go for something i could lay down on the counter like a pussy and ass. i own a couple of those and they are proper.

with fleshlights, you're still using your hand. the material is a touch sticky compared to cyberskin or UR3.
 
I've own 6 but I only have used 3 of them. The Limited Edition Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick Vaginal Twista and a Jenna Haze Anal Maze. My friends get them as joke gifts but then they never use them and they just give them to me, I personally have bought 1 of them, and that's the Tera Patrick Vaginal Twista and my wife got me the Limited Edition Jesse Jane and the rest were given to me.
 
I have one. I like it. I don't use it all that often because of the prep/washing after, but I do like it. Actually, I also find it brings me to the edge too quickly. Quicker than a real pussy, oddly.

There's a terrible stigma attached to them by small-minded idiots who forget that some of the hottest women alive who can get laid whenever they want if they really want to, will also have a "little friend" to enhance things when they have special alone time. To some people the thought of "why would you buy something to wank with when you can just use your hand" is the question. Strangely enough, these people don't understand the logic applied to their lube or vaseline, they're certainly not using JUST their hand.

The way I see it, everyone has a hobby. Some people like video games. Some of these people will buy a steerling wheel for their console instead of a normal controller because it's more fun to play racing games that way, or one of those gay little guns for shoot-em-ups. Some people like looking at the stars, so they buy themselves a telescope. Some of us like to masturbate for a hobby, so we buy a toy.

I know the deeper issue is "what's led you to care about your masturbating so much it becomes a hobby, rather than something you do in a hurry just to relieve the tension?" Well, maybe some of us have high sex drives and simply don't have enough sex, so we find ourselves masturbating a lot, and make the most of it. Maybe some of us have poorly-developed social skills and need to make such a big deal of jerking off, and doing lots of it, because damn it, we just don't have that part of the brain or the confidence to just "go out and get laid" as so many cretins so helpfully bring up.

Or maybe you should just fuck off, leave us in peace ejaculating into our mold of Tera Patrick's flange in the privacy of our own home, and be grateful we're not doing anything that hurts the rest of you.


Ooops, just revealed which one I own.....
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
im getting sasha grey's pussy and ass soon. been waiting to grab that one. i shoulda nabbed it when i worked at the adult store. woulda got 50% off.

lifesize and no holding it like you're jerking it. the material is better than the fleshlights for sure.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
They sell a Alexis Texas pussy but they don't make an Alexis Texas butt? What type of tomfoolery is that?

prolly when she was all non-anal. i remember waiting to rent her first anal scene when it came out. but all the girls at the adult store had it in their queue first. it was old news before i got my hands on it. wasn't all that great but it was really popular with the girls.
 

Deepcover

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Got two. What annoys me is cleaning after use and trying not to let the toy build up mold. You got to use special lubricant because if you use the wrong kind of lube for the flesh, it could deteriorate. Wouldn't recommend buying one because sooner or later you'll get bored and won't hardly use it as much as you use to.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
They're great for when you lose your skin in the dark.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Got two. What annoys me is cleaning after use and trying not to let the toy build up mold. You got to use special lubricant because if you use the wrong kind of lube for the flesh, it could deteriorate. Wouldn't recommend buying one because sooner or later you'll get bored and won't hardly use it as much as you use to.

right. with most of the "flesh-like" materials, silicon lube is a no-no. it melts the material so you always should go with a water-based one. its nothing special, though they usually pack it when a certain brand. ID lube is a big packaged lube but its just waterbased. in the world of lube, its like 80% water based, 20 silicon, and then a small fraction dedicated to paraben and such.
 
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