Weird topic but I wanna know...

Hi I wanna know if it's normal if my penis get a lil' bit hard when I ****. (not when I'm cleaning my ass with paper)

Thanks! (that's not a joke or a thread to get on the tunsty competition) :)
 
I'm saying nothing.... :angels:
 
well, if your ******* also hapens in the aforementioned interval, then ... I guess... kinda.

Anyway, You haven't given me any info, since I would like dearly to help here and thus commit my good deed for the day... week... year... nevermid.

how hard? how long? do you have ***** fantasies? were you dropped as a toddler ? ;)

all elemental info, my Dear Watson. :1orglaugh

ps @ americanharley : brilliant sig. :hatsoff:
 
well i will be honest and say it has happened to me a few times... then your dick hits the cold bowl and you think about what has been on the bowl and you proceed to shower
 
Actually, if you want a serious answer, yes it's normal. It's a stimulation of the prostate that can cause a slight erection in that situation... FYI. It seems you've been ******, so maybe you won't get this info for a few days. lol :D :tongue: :hatsoff:

Frank_Zappa said:
Hi I wanna know if it's normal if my penis get a lil' bit hard when I ****. (not when I'm cleaning my ass with paper)

Thanks! (that's not a joke or a thread to get on the tunsty competition) :)
 
This is definately a fucked up thread if i've ever seen 1.

He shoulda titled it "Phi Zappa Crappa" (for all you old timers out there ;) )
 
There is a vagal response when you ****. A vagal response is the opposite of the fight/fight response (known as the sympathetic nervous system) you get when a bear is about to ****** you. The erection is controlled by the vagal (otherwise known as the parasympathetic nervous system). Thus when you take a crap and stimulate your vagus nerve, your heart rate drops and you might also get an erection since it is controlled by the same system.

On another odd note, many old people die on the toilet because they are constipated and "bear down" and stimulate their vagal system so much that they drop their heart rate and with thier already weak hearts, **** themselves. Same mechanism
 
Great smilie, Nightfly!!!! I should have known though, that any thread with the words "Weird Topic" in the title would not be good.

JW
 
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