Warren Sapp Arrested For Soliciting Prostitute and Fired From NFL Network gig

Ace Boobtoucher

Ace Boobtoucher

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Jack Davenport

Jack Davenport

His first mistake: Admitting to the cops that he was making a deal with prostitutes and mentioning money to them. He should have said they were acquaintances and stuck to it. He's a millionaire, they were probably haggling over less than 500 dollars. Kick them out of the room without an altercation the women weren't going to the cops had he kept his cool.

Good thing he was good at fucking a football, he obviously is too stupid to run a business or anything else.
 
The Yak

The Yak

Ace Boobtoucher said:
http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/02/warren-sapp-arrested-arizona-super-bowl-soliciting-a-prostitute/

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/02/02/warren-sapp-suspended-indefinitely-nfl-network-arrest

And no surprise, Jeremy Shockey is a dick about it.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...with-sapps-arrest/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs

Well, maybe not a dick. But the schadenfreude is strong with that one.
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It's interesting that the picture of Shockey that appears on the profootballtack site shows him in a Panthers uniform when he was only with the team for a year. Never understood why they didn't bring him back. He was productive.
 
Deepcover

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Like I said before...Do your research before partaking in either incalls or outcalls meetups...Sounded like an outcall haggle situation with two scamming escorts giving him shit so either way he was fucked...He could've handled the situation better if he was more street smarts
 
sean miguel

sean miguel

Deepcover said:
Like I said before...Do your research before partaking in either incalls or outcalls meetups...Sounded like an outcall haggle situation with two scamming escorts giving him shit so either way he was fucked...He could've handled the situation better if he was more street smarts
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I know, right? What a Sapp.
 
Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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Deepcover said:
Like I said before...Do your research before partaking in either incalls or outcalls meetups...Sounded like an outcall haggle situation with two scamming escorts giving him shit so either way he was fucked...He could've handled the situation better if he was more street smarts
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Absolutely. This is a lesson non-celeb pervs like us could learn from too. If you are visiting a hooker or she is visiting you check her out first. Google phone numbers, Google pictures, Check reviews. Let someone else take one for the team. Poor Warren and his whorin' never got to scorin'. Even LT is laughing and pointing.
 
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Dino Velvet said:
Absolutely. This is a lesson non-celeb pervs like us could learn from too. If you are visiting a hooker or she is visiting you check her out first. Google phone numbers, Google pictures, Check reviews. Let someone else take one for the team. Poor Warren and his whorin' never got to scorin'. Even LT is laughing and pointing.
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I can't believe we actually agree on something for once
 
xmyvisionx

xmyvisionx

Just like how pornography has safety measures, prostitution deserves that treatment. Therefore, it should be legal and there be no problems.
 
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