WARNING WARNING: Do Not See The Movie Splice!!!!

WARNING WARNING: Do Not See The Movie Splice!!!! spoiler warning!

First, I thought, yea this is a good sci-fi movie, something I would like, the plot they wrote: Elsa And Clive, two young rebellious scientists, defy legal and ethical boundaries and forge ahead with a dangerous experiment: splicing together human and animal DNA to create a new organism. Named "Dren", the creature rapidly develops from a deformed female infant into a beautiful but dangerous winged human-chimera, who forges a bond with both of her creators - only to have that bond turn deadly
Now, that sounded pretty good to me until I SAW IT and here's my plot: THE MOST F*CKED UP MOVIE EVER! This make this creature which turns out to be a girl and they treat it like its their own kid and then it grows up, next thing you know, Elsa cutting off her tail then Clive comes in later and f*cks the creature that he helped raise growing the tail back, and thats not even the kicker, then it transforms into a man and at the end of the movie and then f*cks Elsa in the woods by r*ping her with its tail that she cut off! Then finally killing it (and getting Clive killed in the process), wait until you hear the field goal, next thing you know, ELSA'S F*CKING PREGNANT!!! Now, I'm not saying its a bad movie but, it is a seriously f*cked up movie!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
This isn't IMDB.

And why in the purple pope fuck are you censoring words? If we can look at tits, we can damn sure use fucking profanity. :mad:
 
Sounds pretty mild.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
THAT NOT THE FUCKING POINT! Happy! geez got anything good to say?

I don't know, I couldn't read your original post. :dunno: Apparently I don't speak 12-year-old school girl.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
And I don't speak jerkoff asshole.

Are you sure? You seem to be reading my posts just fine, and that's the only language I speak.
 
The "most fucked up movie ever"? Seriously?

Sir, you need to see more movies. Might I suggest Bio-Dome for your viewing pleasure?
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Honestly, doesn't even sound like it would make my top 100 list of most fucked up movies.
 
The "most fucked up movie ever"? Seriously?

Sir, you need to see more movies. Might I suggest Bio-Dome for your viewing pleasure?

To me, its one of the most fucked up movie ever, and I stopped watching pauly shore movies after Encino Man.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Never planned on seeing that crappy ass movie- I can waste my money on something more tangible - like toilet paper - at least then I would know my money went to real shit.
 
Pretty sure the movie is based on a true story. Something like that has probably happened in reality so being shocked by something like tail fucking and tail rape and unplanned pregnancies are very much real.
 
hmmm so it involves rape, sex change, bestiality and incest all in one movie? that's amazing! sounds hott to me...:rubbel:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
STDiva already did it.
 
Re: WARNING WARNING: Do Not See The Movie Splice!!!! spoiler warning!

First, I thought, yea this is a good sci-fi movie, something I would like, the plot they wrote: Elsa and Clive, two young rebellious scientists, defy legal and ethical boundaries and forge ahead with a dangerous experiment: splicing together human and animal DNA to create a new organism. Named "Dren", the creature rapidly develops from a deformed female infant into a beautiful but dangerous winged human-chimera, who forges a bond with both of her creators - only to have that bond turn deadly
Now, that sounded pretty good to me until I SAW IT and here's my plot: THE MOST F*CKED UP MOVIE EVER! This make this creature which turns out to be a girl and they treat it like its their own kid and then it grows up, next thing you know, Elsa cutting off her tail then Clive comes in later and f*cks the creature that he helped raise growing the tail back, and thats not even the kicker, then it transforms into a man and at the end of the movie and then f*cks Elsa in the woods by r*ping her with its tail that she cut off! Then finally killing it (and getting Clive killed in the process), wait until you hear the field goal, next thing you know, ELSA'S F*CKING PREGNANT!!! Now, I'm not saying its a bad movie but, it is a seriously f*cked up movie!

Do you mean that this movie is worse than The Island of Dr. Moreau? Cuz that movie seriously sucked massive Jersey Shore dick!!! :cthulhu:

Did you get your money back? :confused:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Shit I thought this thread was about the triumphant return of my favorite Lemon and Lime soda "Slice" damnit!
 
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