waiting on the bus

[Lust]

one does not simply ride the bus to mordor

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[StanScratch]

"And why, pray tell, is pooh not an acceptable fee for a bus drive?"
"Well...you could at least pick the corn out, I mean that is just...gross. And why the hell do you keep asking me all of these questions? I'm just an ogre, not some wise sage."
"Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you were Charlie Watts."

 

[Christa]

Damn bump!

 

[Shifty]

GWAR :banger:

 

[BlueBalls]

~ "So madam, how would you like me to take you into the public bathroom over there and ravage your sweet ass?"
~ "Well, alright. But I have to be back at my Bingo group by 7."

 

[PirateKing]

"**** always told me that life was like a box of severed heads..."

 

[Rane1071]

"Excuse me lady, can you lend me some change ?. I forgot my bus pass".

 

[feller469]

"What is thy bidding today, Master?"

"Well, bingo at 7, after you ravage my ass, but then I want you to go decapitate Charlie Watson and his dog. That little furball dug up some of my petunias this morning."

"By your command, Master."