xfire
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Besides being an enormous asshat and douchebag you sell tamales in Guatemala. Now what, punkbitch?
Urban legends
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Besides being an enormous asshat and douchebag you sell tamales in Guatemala. Now what, punkbitch?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I once heard a tale of a Finn who: wasn't retarded; didn't perform gay for pay porn ; didn't consider honey mustard an aperitif; and didn't post silly, stupid shit all over a porn forum.
But I knew it was too good to be true. And we're still stuck with you. Merry friggin't X-mas.
But I knew it was too good to be true. And we're still stuck with you. Merry friggin't X-mas.
I'd say this is generally false, at least if they're any kind of mother. If they're responsible mothers they're going to be even more selective about the men they allow into their lives because they are watching out for the best interests of their child, as well as themselves.
Shut up!
Just shut up.
You had Assari at "hello"
You had him at "hello" :lovecoupl
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
Your knowledge of Assari's anatomy is very interesting. .. and disturbing.
"Problematic!"
Yeah, I agree with you, Ani.
His post is a certain candidate for 'Post of the Week'. If not the 'Year'. Xfire you and Ace should have a wheelchair race. Only One Rule though. - no hitting each other with your walking sticks.
Ready! Set! Go!!!
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I think the first thing you should do, is learn the difference between an urban legend, and a stupid assumption. An urban legend would be something like, as a gang initiation, a care full of potential gang members drive down the road at night, without headlights on, and the first car that flashes their lights to warn them, is the target of a violent attack, usually by the way of being chased down, and then being gunned down.
Your situation just assumes because a woman has a child, and no husband, that she's a whore, and will fuck anyone that has a hard on.
I'll save you the trouble, in case you don't know. A whore will fuck anyone....a bitch will fuck anyone but YOU.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
This thread was started almost ten years ago, fun to re-read and an opportunity for self-reflection, has @assari & @Anonyne#017 maintained their carnal relationship? Has @Ace Boobtoucher upgraded his wheelchair? Will @Steve-FreeOnes or @FreeOnes_Adam chew me out for a necro-bump and lock this thread? Is @Mr. Daystar still the voice of reason? Find out next time on As FreeOnes Turns... 😂
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Maybe this is where the legend of Baconsalt lurks. Mysteriously gliding through the shadows, avoiding Steve.
We'll lock you, mister!
"Steve, a mild mannered administrator by day, turns into a caped vigilante at night, prowling the streets of Freeones hunting the legendary Baconsalt who has eluded him for years"
I, for one.. adore necro threads. It's like a voluntary fb read, and you don't even have to scroll 2 screens to bypass it.
\My friend thinks I'll like this, bumps it
\i do! Kudos and clicks to all the entertainment in this non linear entertainment!
Plus I learned something new!
I went to page one, saw a quoted text, was like.. omg i remember that guy!!
Clicked his name to see when he was last on.. and it immediately went over to.. \points to lee
Lee, you old dog! \knee slaps, guffaws and smiles
\My friend thinks I'll like this, bumps it
\i do! Kudos and clicks to all the entertainment in this non linear entertainment!
Plus I learned something new!
I went to page one, saw a quoted text, was like.. omg i remember that guy!!
Clicked his name to see when he was last on.. and it immediately went over to.. \points to lee
Lee, you old dog! \knee slaps, guffaws and smiles
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
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Light mode? Really?!Angry emojis are my favorite kind. 😂
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Church's Fried Chicken makes people sterile.
I'd go for yes. They're easier to fuck than other girls
