University Bans Student Masturbation

[StanScratch]

Damn it, dirk, I thought Vegas was special only for us! And the sheep. And the pear.

 

[Cutie]

Damn it, dirk, I thought Vegas was special only for us! And the sheep. And the pear.

Oh, so it was you that night diving behind the sofa.. lol

 

[Facial_King]

Ok, I admit it, I've been banging a bunch of chicks over at Durham - often in the showers!

Good times...

 

[arianajoladdict]

lmao

 

[feller469]

well, if Janice werent such a slut and took a shower after each, instead of at the end of the night, this would probably not be a problem. heck, if she had the boys use condoms, or at least every other guy...

 

[mexiCraig]

So would it be ok if lets say you're having sex in the shower and pull out and just let it flow down the drain? I mean it's technically not masturbating.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You told me it was Jersey.. Ah the lies again.. :rofl:

Damn it, dirk, I thought Vegas was special only for us! And the sheep. And the pear.

Oh, so it was you that night diving behind the sofa.. lol

It is very hard to keep things straight. Once we got drunk, started driving, and Stan took off his pants and used them like a flag to direct us, I just can't remember what happened.

All I know is that I woke up in the shower, weeping and scrubbing myself. :dunno:

 

[prof_porn]

That is too harsh.

College days meant amble lube and tissues in one's dorm room.

 

[tittenman]

Maybe they are using it as shampoo or shower gel!

 

[james85]

I always thought Durham University was full of wankers

 

[vodkazvictim]

They can't ban wanking there: It's famous for its Biology studies!