Owner : Rover go to store and get me some cigarettes and some beer.
Rover : Bark
Owner : Get some dog bones for yourself too.
Rover : WOOF!!!
10 mins later the owner looks out of his window and sees Rover having sex with a poodle, the Owner runs over to Rover..
Owner : Rover!, What the hell are you doing?
Rover : Exactly what it looks like I am doing!
Owner : You never did that before.
Rover : I never had a hundred dollars before either..