Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over seat

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The height of idiocy: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines flight is forced into emergency landing... after passengers get into a fight over a reclined seat


A United Airlines flight was forced into a dramatic emergency landing that cost the taxpayer thousands after two passengers started a fistfight over a reclined seat, it has emerged.

Fighter jets were scrambled with two F-16s escorting Flight 990 as it dumped fuel to lessen its weight in order to land on Sunday night.

The Boeing 767, from Washington's Dulles Airport bound for Accra in Ghana, had 144 people on board when the fight broke out, a Federal Aviation Administration spokesman said.

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Overcautious? A United Airlines Boeing 767 similar to the one involved in the incident on Sunday night


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No one is ever comfortable on a long haul flight: The interior of a Boeing 767, like the United Airlines flight that had to be turned around


Government officials confirmed that fighter jets were scrambled from Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland.

United spokesman Mike Trevino said Tuesday that the Boeing 767 dumped fuel as a safety precaution to lighten its weight on landing.

The Washington Post, which first reported the incident, reported that the fight began not long after takeoff when a passenger lowered his seat and a passenger behind him objected.

The overnight flight departed at 10.44pm, the newspaper reported.

Not long after that one passenger lowered his seat - presumably intending to attempt to doze off for the 5,000-mile flight.

But it seems he may have reclined a bit too far, inciting the fury of the passenger behind him, who, it appears, was unwilling to have the first passenger's head in his lap for nearly 11 hours.

The second passenger smacked the first passenger, and a fistfight quickly ensued, sources told the Post.

A flight attendant and another passenger intervened, and the pilot - who has full authority over a flight once it is in the air - decided to turn the plane around.

A United spokesman told the Washington Post that the pilot made that decision rather than carry on as he was unsure of the scope of the problem.

His overcaution seems to have stemmed from September 11, and the fears pilots have faced since.

Air Force jets have been on standby ever since the attacks in 2001 to escort passenger jets when there is a fear of a potential terrorist threat.

The pilot's fears may have been compounded by the fact that he was still relatively near Washington, D.C. airspace - and all the potential targets within that area, such as the White House and the Pentagon.

At any rate, he took no chances, informing the tower that he was returning to the airport.

As the plane turned back, the tower ordered him to cruise for 25 minutes, escorted by the F-16s, to burn off fuel.

An F-16 is believed to cost roughly $50,000 per hour to scramble. With two tailing the Boeing 767 for at least half an hour, the price tag would have been near that.

A 767 can take off with up to 57 tonnes of fuel on board - all of which would have been needed for the flight to Ghana.

But the airplane can not land with that amount of fuel on board. It's not clear how much fuel was burned off. At one point a United spokesman said some fuel was also dumped over the Atlantic.

The Air Force jets were scrambled at 11.03pm, as the flight re-entered Washington airspace.

At 11.10pm the controller asked about the passenger who started the fight. The pilot replied: 'The passenger is not secured at this time; the passenger has settled down, though, but an assault has taken place, but at this time he is not secured.'

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The flight was heading on an 11-hour, 5,00-mile journey from Washington, DC to Accra, Ghana


The flight was met at the airport by members of the Dulles police force - not the FBI - and, despite the drama, officers decided there was no need to press charges.

It is not clear what cabin the fighting passengers were in. In the first class cabin of a Boeing 767, the seats are 19 inches wide and have a pitch of 38 inches.

In economy plus they are 18 inches wide with a pitch of 35 inches. In plain old economy they are also 18 inches wide, but have a pitch of only 31 inches.

The flight was delayed until Monday. Without an arrest the men were not identified, and a United spokesman could not say if they were on the rescheduled flight - or, if so, where they sat.

SLEEPING PASSENGER SLAPS FLIGHT ATTENDANT

A New York man has escaped charged after he was accused of slapping a male flight attendant.

Massachusetts state police say 48-year-old Bryan Garnett of Utica was arrested at Boston's Logan International Airport when the JetBlue flight from West Palm Beach in Florida landed Tuesday.

Mr Garnett says he instinctively pushed the flight attendant's hand away when the steward tried to adjust his seat while he slept.

A district court clerk later determined that the encounter occurred while the aircraft was on the ground in Florida.

The clerk says Massachusetts has no jurisdiction to charge Garnett with interfering with a flight crew and assault and battery.

Suffolk County prosecutors say JetBlue will have to pursue charges in Florida.

A JetBlue spokeswoman says the airline wasn't aware of the decision.



Hear audio of the pilot's distress call here
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Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Sooo.... that's how jumpy we are anymore, huh...? Two ass-faces scrap over a seat, and we have to be prepared to shoot the thing down... *facepalm*
 

Alyssa Rose

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Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

That's ridiculous.. I bet that wouldn't have happened if they would've been flying "Hooters Air" (Even though they don't run anymore :dunno: )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooters_Air

Two "Hooters Girls," dressed in their restaurant uniforms, were on each flight assisting the (traditionally attired) in-flight crews with hospitality duties. The company advertised nonstop flights for most routes. Although Hooters Air billed itself as a low-fare carrier, rows of seats were removed from the aircraft to provide 34" seating pitch to all passengers, comparable to the legroom offered by many carriers' business classes; in keeping with the golf-friendly orientation of the carrier, this was called "Club Class" seating.
 

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Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Considering the amount of trouble one would get into only an complete idiot would start a fight with somebody while flying on a airplane.
 

meesterperfect

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Considering the amount of trouble one would get into only an complete idiot would start a fight with somebody while flying on a airplane.

then I'm a complete idiot.
if someone tilted theyre seat back so far into my space that it was interfering with me I would first ask them to move it.
then I would tell an attendant.
If they didnt cooperate then I would order a coke and accidentally spill it on their face........if they want to scrap after that then bring it on you inconsiderate asshole.

anyway this is just another example of the government falling apart.
 
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

then I'm a complete idiot.
if someone tilted theyre seat back so far into my space that it was interfering with me I would first ask them to move it.
then I would tell an attendant.
If they didnt cooperate then I would order a coke and accidentally spill it on their face........if they want to scrap after that then bring it on you inconsiderate asshole.

anyway this is just another example of the government falling apart.

A lot of flying angst would be solved by just NOT ALLOWING PEOPLE TO RECLINE THEIR SEATS.

I am 6-5 and, even with the person in front of me in a non-reclined position, am uncomfortable at best. Lean that seat back and your bald spot is about a foot from my face, and your seat is crushing my knees, forcing me into an awkward position where I have to bend my legs sideways to sit.

Airlines should just have a standard seating position with no recline button.
 
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

A lot of flying angst would be solved by just NOT ALLOWING PEOPLE TO RECLINE THEIR SEATS.

I am 6-5 and, even with the person in front of me in a non-reclined position, am uncomfortable at best. Lean that seat back and your bald spot is about a foot from my face, and your seat is crushing my knees, forcing me into an awkward position where I have to bend my legs sideways to sit.

Airlines should just have a standard seating position with no recline button.
Or just have height restrictions. No moody 6-5 people allowed on our flights! :mad:
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Put the two passengers back on the plane - with absolutely no crew - take off by remote, shoot the plane down, the world now has two less idiots.
 
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Ah the romance of airplane travel in the 21st century.
 
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Two F-16s scrambled, a plane full of passengers has their flight delayed for nearly a week and NO ARRESTS???????:mad:

The only way there should have been no arrests is if the two assholes were tarred and feathered instead.

I know I would need bail money if my flight was fucked over for a couple of idiots...or at least one asshole and one idiot.
 
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

then I'm a complete idiot.
if someone tilted theyre seat back so far into my space that it was interfering with me I would first ask them to move it.
then I would tell an attendant.
If they didnt cooperate then I would order a coke and accidentally spill it on their face........if they want to scrap after that then bring it on you inconsiderate asshole.

anyway this is just another example of the government falling apart.

While I can sympathize somewhat the chance of getting into trouble of a great degree just wouldn't be worth the satisfaction of beating the other guy. I'm not a big person on revenge, but if anything you would be better off waiting until the plane landed and then kicking the other guy's ass. (depending on what country you were in)
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Where's all those Sky Marshall's and TSA douche bags to handle crap like this?
 
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Where's all those Sky Marshall's and TSA douche bags to handle crap like this?

In many cases Air Marshals don't react first as many tactics would-be hijackers employ are intended to rouse them to act and blow their covers.

Air Marshals would generally appraise the entire circumstance before they acted...as view themselves as the last line of defense...well, next to some F-16's Sparrow or Sidewinder.:o
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

In many cases Air Marshals don't react first as many tactics would-be hijackers employ are intended to rouse them to act and blow their covers.

Air Marshals would generally appraise the entire circumstance before they acted...as view themselves as the last line of defense...well, next to some F-16's Sparrow or Sidewinder.:o

Good point.

Maybe with all these "fees" that they level on the ticket prices for the TSA precautions, they should put a TSA so-called guard on every flight to enforce the draconian will of their overlord and master John limp-dick Pistole.

I mean I see a dozen of them sitting around doing nothing every time I go through check in.
 

meesterperfect

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Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

While I can sympathize somewhat the chance of getting into trouble of a great degree just wouldn't be worth the satisfaction of beating the other guy. I'm not a big person on revenge, but if anything you would be better off waiting until the plane landed and then kicking the other guy's ass. (depending on what country you were in)

Nice...........Nice.

I avoid trouble too.
And I will use every method to avoid it.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Two F-16s scrambled, a plane full of passengers has their flight delayed for nearly a week and NO ARRESTS???????:mad:

That's what I can't get over. ... They should've presented the two assholes with the fuel bill for all 3 planes. That would've been priceless just to see their faces and it "might" make them think twice about doing it again.
 
Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s

Should have been jail time.


...or at least take them to Gitmo and waterboard 'em.

It is f'ing annoying on a crowded flight when some $#%hole pushed back for the full length of the flight. I always feel like they want me to give them a shave or something.
 
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