Ok....heresa the scoop(no pun intended). i tried anal with this girl i met the otehr day, she was feeling freaky and i have never tried it. anyways, did the whole thing, but when i got my cock out, the condom stunk of shit and there was shit covered on my condom. is this noraml, i thought not, becasue none of these pornstars have crap covered on their cocks. if im doing it wrong tell me ??????????????????????
Tried anal for the first time?
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Pornstars use professional tools to clean their asses.
Pornstars use professional tools to clean their asses.
Pressure washers, fire hoses, roto rooters, that sort of thing.
This thread stinks already.
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squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
Pressure washers, fire hoses, roto rooters, that sort of thing.
This thread stinks already.
:1orglaugh very nice.
Hey, ask a shitty question, get a shitty answer. Seriously, an enema is not always available in the heat of the moment with the possibility of anal on the table. So what you might want to do is what I can the "finger test". Finger her ass gently but deeply to explore for any signs of impending disaster. It worked for me one time. We was just about to go pushing mud uphill but then as I was digging the digit deeper I felt the tip of a.....well you know what I'm talking about. I politely told her that this would not be a good time for such an act.
Look on the bright side here:
One can only imagine what would've been on your dick had you stuck it in her vagina instead.:eek:
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
you dont see that in movies because they use enemas. the probability of getting shit on your dick is quite high considering you are sticking it up where the poop comes out. unless your girl is giving herself enemas or really reaching in her ass in the shower this is going to happen. i say, who gives a shit? small price to pay if you ask me. you agreed to the circumstances when you stuck it in.
i wouldnt make her feel bad or make a big deal about it or else youre never gonna get the chance again. not all girls are up for it and you dont want to miss out on experiencing it while you can. it can be quite a tasty experience.
i wouldnt make her feel bad or make a big deal about it or else youre never gonna get the chance again. not all girls are up for it and you dont want to miss out on experiencing it while you can. it can be quite a tasty experience.
I'm probably in the minority here, but I honestly don't see what the big deal about anal is. I've tried it a few times and I was thinking "meh".
I prefer vaginal..it feels a lot better.
I prefer vaginal..it feels a lot better.
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OMG, were you expecting to feel bodily organs...??????
If you feel the turtle with your finger its up to you to proceed or not.....
I was in this clothing store the other day, and this guy was talking to one of the staff about fucking some guy and how he had to clean his ass before they did the dead.
I have tried anal, with a few girls, most haven't liked it, but I have a girl now, who despite the discomfort, is eager to please
If you feel the turtle with your finger its up to you to proceed or not.....
I was in this clothing store the other day, and this guy was talking to one of the staff about fucking some guy and how he had to clean his ass before they did the dead.
I have tried anal, with a few girls, most haven't liked it, but I have a girl now, who despite the discomfort, is eager to please
satyrsam
The Anal Connoisseur
It's normal to have a Little bit of shit on your condom(one more reason to use one when entering the anus).
Pornstars do have enemas but that still doesn't granite that there won't be some shit on your cock(in older movies, when they didn't edit as much, you can notice some scenes where the anal lube starts to turn brown as it drips from her ass).
The Joys of Anal shouldn't be compared with vaginal penetration, it's an extra component to the experience. It's like a chocolate Sunday and an apple pie. Sometimes you feel like a Sunday, other times you feel for pie and there are times when you feel like mixing both together.
I often have shit on my cock and it doesn't really bother me. I just remove the condom and move on.
Anal sex really nice when the girl your with really enjoys it. So I say do everything you can to make it a great experience for her and it will be an amazing on for you.
Pornstars do have enemas but that still doesn't granite that there won't be some shit on your cock(in older movies, when they didn't edit as much, you can notice some scenes where the anal lube starts to turn brown as it drips from her ass).
The Joys of Anal shouldn't be compared with vaginal penetration, it's an extra component to the experience. It's like a chocolate Sunday and an apple pie. Sometimes you feel like a Sunday, other times you feel for pie and there are times when you feel like mixing both together.
I often have shit on my cock and it doesn't really bother me. I just remove the condom and move on.
Anal sex really nice when the girl your with really enjoys it. So I say do everything you can to make it a great experience for her and it will be an amazing on for you.
'NUFF FRICKIN' SAID!
HOLY DAMN!!!!!!!! You got crap on your crank and you didnt expect it because of.. PORNO MOVIES?!?!? OH SWEET MERCIFUL F!CK! You did NOT just say that. Your breeding rights are confiscated.
"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine!"
rebeccalover707
Banned
Oh lord, I know what you mean. This has happened to me once with my girl, and it really is a huge turn-off, but it's expected. But my girl (gawd, I love her so much) didn't want this to happen anymore, so she decided to use an enema to clear out everything back there, and since we both love anal, she gives herself enemas regularly. I'm lucky to have her.
Come on man. The thing that makes this board a wonderful place is that people can come here and ask honest questions of people who know more about certain aspects of sex than they do, and get answers without being ridiculed for it...well, not ridiculed this much anyway. He admitted it was his first time, of course he's not an expert on the subject. Go a bit easier. :glugglug:
I dont know the guy's age, I dunno where he lives.. so I have to assume he's a 20-25 male that lived with the ignorance that there is actual turd.. within a butthole. Its just.. confounding. Like when one of my high school friends say something utterly preposterous like sex without a condom is fine as long as you pee RIGHT after. Now I know I'm dwelling on it too long, but dont ya think it's answer enough when you find it on your crank?
As for that glugglug.. you're damn right! Time to pour myself a hard drink, bro! Here's to you, P! I wonder if I should play UT2004 while intoxicated.. aheh heh..
