:clap:
10."You ran out of ***** by 11 a.m."
9."Most frequently used word at dinner: Heimlich"
8."Meal was leftovers from last Thanksgiving"
7."Thanks to new electric *****, **** fought over wishbone and your severed thumb"
6."The 'turkey' was wearing a dog collar"
5."Spent day in Times Square waiting for the giant turkey to drop"
4."Woke up from tryptophan-induced ***** to find yourself naked in the driveway"
3."When dinner came out, so did your ***"
2."Laura and the twins lock you out"
1."Your turkey dinner was the only breast you've touched all year"
10."You ran out of ***** by 11 a.m."
9."Most frequently used word at dinner: Heimlich"
8."Meal was leftovers from last Thanksgiving"
7."Thanks to new electric *****, **** fought over wishbone and your severed thumb"
6."The 'turkey' was wearing a dog collar"
5."Spent day in Times Square waiting for the giant turkey to drop"
4."Woke up from tryptophan-induced ***** to find yourself naked in the driveway"
3."When dinner came out, so did your ***"
2."Laura and the twins lock you out"
1."Your turkey dinner was the only breast you've touched all year"