Top 3 Wishes for the New Year

[atxraised]

What are your top 3 wishes for the upcoming New Year?

Mine are

Good health
More wealth
More pussy

 

[mrtrebus]

Better job.
Get on the property ladder.
Jetpack.

 

[Shadowfax 10]

1. Get a girlfriend.
2. Wolves to survive the premiership.
3. Find a job.

 

[GregCentauro]

I'll be modest. One wish is enough. I'd be happy to have less flatulences.

 

[mrtrebus]

I'll be modest. One wish is enough. I'd be happy to have less flatulences.

I guess that's top of the list for those closest around you!

 

[whoremaker]

Less irritating coworkers
DP the wife
50 inch LED TV

 

[lechepicha]

1. self-esteem
2. iPhone 3Gs 32GB
3. that my GF gets naughtier

 

[BlueBalls]

1. A new toilet seat.
2. World domination.
3. To succeed in my attempts to bed my neighbour, Gary.

 

[sdj374]

1. Watch more porn
2. ?
3. Profit

 

[STDiva]

I just hope I don't die in a plane crash when I leave for South Korea. I'm fine with being kidnapped and murdered for being North American, but with my luck I would survive the plane crash, swim around in the water for a while and probably drown/die from an animal attack.

A fleshlight would be sweet too. Maybe a coke too.

 

[mrtrebus]

1. self-esteem
2. iPhone 3Gs 32GB
3. that my GF gets naughtier

She was really naughty with me last night! Er, that's probably not done much for your self-esteem? But I can sell you an iphone if you want?

 

[ChefChiTown]

The 3 things I would like for the upcoming year are as follows:

1) To drop some more poundage and get down to my goal weight
2) To continue bettering myself at guitar
3) Finish one of the books I'm working on

 

[L3ggy]

1. Good Health
2. Getting better at the guitar
3. Either a Alaskan Husky, Alaskan Malamute or a Siberian Husky.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

1. Win the lottery.
2. Buy a jet.
3. Pay ChefChiTown $100,000 to make me a dinner that is not marinated in his urine.

One can dream.

 

[Spleen]

1. Stop putting it off and go traveling
2. Stop putting it off and go traveling
3. Stop putting it off and go traveling


Dammit, are we really only allowed 3?

 

[Lonilover]

Good Health,
Again wishing to meet or fuck Loni
and staying happy

 

[atxraised]

Amen lol!

I'll be modest. One wish is enough. I'd be happy to have less flatulences.

 

[Jack Davenport]

To be able to undress in front of a woman without her giggling.

The Office-The Musical!

HELLRAISER loses his password.

 

[GregCentauro]

My wish for the ID section is that we won't have to see requests like these again:

1) Who's the sexy mature?

2) Can you name the 24th girl in the 31st row?

3) Found the pic on 4chan. ID PLZZZ!!!!!

4) Who dat? Quick! I'm desperate!

5) Sorry for small pic

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

1)Obama's impeachment
2)Being in a position to reject Megan Fox
3)Israel nukes Iran