L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
25. (tie) As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
25. (tie) As a general rule, do not wear skimpy clothing, this will almost ALWAYS get you ******.
24. If the movie is directed by someone named Wes Craven or John Carpenter, you’re pretty much screwed
23. If you sense something is behind you, don’t bother turning around to check. Just run
22. Never buy your *** a toy that talks back
21. If you are running away from the killer/*******, don’t even try to start the car. It doesn’t matter if the car is brand new, it won’t start
20. Never hide in a closet; the killer WILL find you
19. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, not even as a joke
18. Never pick up hitchhikers; it’ll be the worst, if not last, day of your life
17. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out
16. If you find the mangled body of a friend, camping partner, janitor, or who ever, don’t stay and investigate. Run like hell or you will be next.
15. Never say “Who’s there?”
14. Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out
13. Never go to camp or become a counselor. You’ll be dead by the end of summer
12. When running away from the killer/*******, NEVER run upstairs. Just get the hell out of the house
11. (Tie) When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone
11. (Tie) If someone tells you to do or not to do something (example: DON’T fall ******, DON’T go out there, DON’T go look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding psychopath by yourself) by all means, LISTEN TO THEM!!
10. Clowns never have, nor will they ever be helpful to hang around while in a horror movie. As harmless as the might seem, they WILL **** you once you let your guard down
09. Avoid people with pointy teeth, people with lots of facial hair, people with pale complexions who sway and moan
08. Always check the back seat of your car
07. What ever you do, NEVER look back when running from the bad guy. He’ll pop up right in front of you
06. Stay away from certain geographical locations. Such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Bermuda Triangle or any small town in Maine
05. Never say “I’ll be right back.” You won’t be. End of story
04. Nothing is ever over if it is still Nighttime
03. When it appears you have ****** the *******, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead
02. If you DO happen to get ******, make sure it’s in a cheap low-budget gore-fest with no plot, so you can come back and kick ass, no explanation needed
01. (Tie) Don't do ***** or ***** *******, it's an extension of number 1
01. Sex = Death
25. (tie) As a general rule, do not wear skimpy clothing, this will almost ALWAYS get you ******.
24. If the movie is directed by someone named Wes Craven or John Carpenter, you’re pretty much screwed
23. If you sense something is behind you, don’t bother turning around to check. Just run
22. Never buy your *** a toy that talks back
21. If you are running away from the killer/*******, don’t even try to start the car. It doesn’t matter if the car is brand new, it won’t start
20. Never hide in a closet; the killer WILL find you
19. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, not even as a joke
18. Never pick up hitchhikers; it’ll be the worst, if not last, day of your life
17. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out
16. If you find the mangled body of a friend, camping partner, janitor, or who ever, don’t stay and investigate. Run like hell or you will be next.
15. Never say “Who’s there?”
14. Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out
13. Never go to camp or become a counselor. You’ll be dead by the end of summer
12. When running away from the killer/*******, NEVER run upstairs. Just get the hell out of the house
11. (Tie) When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone
11. (Tie) If someone tells you to do or not to do something (example: DON’T fall ******, DON’T go out there, DON’T go look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding psychopath by yourself) by all means, LISTEN TO THEM!!
10. Clowns never have, nor will they ever be helpful to hang around while in a horror movie. As harmless as the might seem, they WILL **** you once you let your guard down
09. Avoid people with pointy teeth, people with lots of facial hair, people with pale complexions who sway and moan
08. Always check the back seat of your car
07. What ever you do, NEVER look back when running from the bad guy. He’ll pop up right in front of you
06. Stay away from certain geographical locations. Such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Bermuda Triangle or any small town in Maine
05. Never say “I’ll be right back.” You won’t be. End of story
04. Nothing is ever over if it is still Nighttime
03. When it appears you have ****** the *******, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead
02. If you DO happen to get ******, make sure it’s in a cheap low-budget gore-fest with no plot, so you can come back and kick ass, no explanation needed
01. (Tie) Don't do ***** or ***** *******, it's an extension of number 1
01. Sex = Death
