too hard

[schteik]

i fucked her ass too hard

 

[biomech]

Epic first post, it has style. It leaves the reader wishing for more. Get this man a Pulitzer.






Welcome aboard.

 

[Ulysses31]

I thought this was gonna be about Dirk's penis :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I thought this was gonna be about Dirk's penis :dunno:

His avatar certainly helps with the hardness...

 

[luis1972]

:dunno::nanner::nanner::nanner::dunno:

 

[LukeEl]

Hmmm deep thought provoking, yet it lacks substance.

 

[icerfan]

Tunnnnnnnnnstyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[alexpnz]

I just took a dump so huge, it stuck out of the top of the toilet water like the fucking Pyramids of Egypt....

 

[L3ggy]

This is interesting.

 

[PirateKing]

Even if he doesn't post a second time, this post will be treasured and held as the new standard for all future new misfits who want to make a mark.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Impressive literary chops.
Write a story in 6 words or less.

"I fucked her ass too hard."

Ranks up there with
"For sale: baby shoes. Never worn."

 

[Born2Jizz]

i fucked her ass too hard

:thumbsup::glugglug:

Epic first post, it has style. It leaves the reader wishing for more. Get this man a Pulitzer.

:yesyes::yesyes:

Even if he doesn't post a second time, this post will be treasured and held as the new standard for all future new misfits who want to make a mark.

:yesyes: :bowdown:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

This post is destined to become one of the pivotal moments in world literature; this thread, a cultural reference point for the new Internet-a-rati .....

 

[Tittyman5000]

How does he know it was too hard? Was there bloods? :dunno:

 

[Renegade1Oh]

Did She Have An Orgasm????? :surprise:

 

[lurkingdirk]

New six word story:

schteik talked about fucking ass; left.

 

[xfire]

I appreciate that OP used the correct spelling of "too" in this instance.

 

[schteik]

His avatar certainly helps with the hardness...

how about i show u my cock, then u may forget kirk.

 

[lurkingdirk]

how about i show u my cock, then u may forget kirk.

But diesel donkey partakes in cabbage ritual?

 

[Member442]

welcome to the board:kiss: