Today is "Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day"

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I cut my 'stache off....
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Just like any other Thursday for me...
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
I don't celebrate most made-up traditions and I will pass on having sex with a mustached guy today too
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
You are fucking telling me this five fucking minutes before the day ends?
Fuck my life! Fuck all of you! Fuck my fucking mustache!
 

PirateKing

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Luckily my nose hair is long enough to groom into a Hitler stache. Brace yourselves ladies!
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I did and it was fun.
 
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