Today I Saw ...

Shifty

O.G.
... some guy wearing a Speedo at the water park. :facepalm:

He was strutting around like he owned the place. At one point, he proceeded to sit down on a black metal bench in 30C+ degree heat. As he did so, he cupped his junk in one hand and held on for about two minutes - heat shield? :confused:

What did you see today?
 
I saw nothing particularly interesting today.
Perhaps tomorrow I will see something utterly amazing and report back...

:dunno:
 

Shifty

O.G.
... some guy cut me off in a gas station parking lot and go into the 7-11. Good thing I didn't say anything, because when I walked in after him I realized that he was huge and likely would have kicked the shit out of me.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
A fucking traffic jam nightmare on East Lansing Road. Oh...it was just construction. The fuckers.:mad:
 
Grocery stores leaving boxes all over all the store. Friday after 5 seems like the worst time in the world to try and stock shelves to me.
 
my gf's sister was showing us some pictures on her computer, she didn't realize (til she showed it) but in one of them (well a couple but one real bad) her tits were hanging almost all the way out...it was a bit awkward
 
i went to the store to buy a birthday cake and got stared at because I was in a dress. The people at the store know me pretty well I never shop in anything but Jeans or jean shorts and a tee or bikini top the dress I think scared them lmao.
 
my cousin's daughters teen friends @ a BBQ all in bikinis,jumping in the pool and running around (bouncy boobs!). OH man!!!
 
someone on freeones mesage board post this ...
saw a woman at the grocery store asking an employee what Tzatziki was

and now i want to know what Tzatziki is! :) (i'll just wiki it!)

update i did! and its made from goat or sheeps milk ... :pukey:
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
...some really cool lightnings!

You Americans don't know what Tzatziki is?! Weird! It's made with yoghurt and it's really good on Gyros and things like that. :)
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I saw a girl flinch as I accidently shot an air hockey puck right across her front.
Poor girl, I apologised of course.

To make good Tsatziki:
1 pot Greek yoghurt
1 Cucumber
Garlic salt

1:Grate cucumber with cheesegrater
2:Squeeze excess water from cucumber
3:Add cucumber to yoghurt
4:Add Garlic salt
5: Done... unless you want to add a lil garlic or anything else, but it's not necessary.
 
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