WhitePantsHighKick1 pt1s
Guarana is the best local soda around. Kind of like a mix between mountain dew and ginger ale. But better.
WhitePantsHighKick1 pt1s
Pastels are the best street food ever. Hot dogs are pretty good too but they put that shitty cheese stuff on them. And mayo. "sim" means no.
WhitePantsHighKick1 pt1s
The word for ********* is "maicoima" pronounce it phonetically. It's not technically legal there but no one will hassle a gringo. Usually.
WhitePantsHighKick1 pt1s
There are special cops wearing tourist brassards on their shoulder. They're here to help you.
WhitePantsHighKick1 pt1s
If you find a dollop of dog **** on your toes someone is going to approach you very soon and try to scam you out of fifty Reais.
WhitePantsHighKick1 pt1s
If you're driving at night in Rio, slow down for red lights but don't come to a complete stop. Unless you're a fan of car jackings.
