Tiger Woods and Joslyn James

[Patrick_S]

I wonder what the odds are that there will be a porn spoof movie called "The 18 Holes of Augusta" (or something similarly idiotic) starring Joslyn James released in a couple of months.

 

[Lust]

Did anyone watch Saturday Night Live this week? This skit making fun of Tiger was hilarious!

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/

(May have to watch a brief commercial first, but the video will come next)

LMAO, i love how they would quickly go to breaking news each time he fucked up.

"my lovely, yet decptively strong wife...." :rofl:

 

[nelmes69]

I wonder what the odds are that there will be a porn spoof movie called "The 18 Holes of Augusta" (or something similarly idiotic) starring Joslyn James released in a couple of months.

:rofl2: You just know that this is going to happen :yesyes:

 

[titsrock]

Tiger appeared to use anything but discretion. If you're going to cheat....don't cheat with people who have a vested interest in selling the story at some point or breaking you up from your wife.

Well definitely I agree with your second part. He became sloppy and sloppy gets caught. However, because these infidelities started in 2007?? whatever his "plan" was it was working we'd probably have to conclude.

I'm really interested into what Rachel Urchitel ACTUALLY knows that forced Tiger to silence her with a whopper check. She didn't just run into the arms of Gloria Allred with nothing. She had THE GOODS, but what are THE GOODS?

oh now come on, TR. we know you banged them already. better to admit it now than when your spouse chases you through the neighborhood with a 9 iron. :glugglug:


i gotta say and maybe its just me being naive, but i'm really just shocked at the continuing revelations coming out. i do feel sorry for his wife. but then again, i dont know his wife, maybe she's a nagging bitch who chases him off, maybe she's sweeter than molasses. i have no clue on it so it's rather absurd for me to arbitrarily say tiger is this or that. i dont inflict my morals on anyone. never mind the fact that i dont really have morals, cos if i did, i still wouldnt inflict them on anyone.

also, if i was the worlds most recognized sports figure, had all that money and fame and had incredibly gorgeous women fawning all over me, i will go ahead and admit it, i dont know if i could achieve fidelity.

I think what you're getting at is that American culture has to "get real" with morality. We can't assume it's the Pilgrim/Puritanical Days anymore.

We have to accept that it is okay for single men AND women to sleep around before marriage without ANY SOCIAL STIGMA. That way, when partners do find each other, they can actually marry for something MORE than sex. They'll each be comfortable with their sexuality before they marry basically. We need to remove old time notions of slut, whore, etc.

It seems like Tiger has "reawakened" his sexual beast and he can't control the beast?? (as dumb as that might sound)...

 

[JiDoKwan]

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-i...o-the-expensive-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes

and the story just continues to get ridiculously embarrassing for his wife. The poor girl was right to move out, IMO. The amount of talk that would circulate around the two if they ever stepped out into public together would be insane. Joslyn was apparently his most reliable go to girl for sex, from the sounds of it as well:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/08/2009-12-08_porn_star_veronica_siwikdaniels_aka.html

But on another note, Tiger is very well-rounded in his choice of women. He's got aspiring reality TV whores, a homely looking girl, 2 porn stars, blondes, and brunettes.

Can his luck get any worse though?

The man's definitely a pro....just look how far his balls get around.:tongue::1orglaugh

 

[Hot Mega]

Well definitely I agree with your second part. He became sloppy and sloppy gets caught. However, because these infidelities started in 2007?? whatever his "plan" was it was working we'd probably have to conclude.

What, hush money? That's not "plan"...and as far as I've seen that's the only trick he apparently employed. It certainly wasn't discretion he was using in laying himself out with all of those text messages and voicemails...Tiger was doing his best Kwame Kilpatrick impression I guess...

He's got money by the acreage and he's only lasted 2 years before it hit the fan....(could have been actually "caught" long or many times before.)

Just don't understand what the fuck he thought he was doing leaving txt messages and voicemails for chicks that he's fuckin around with...Uh, El...that's what's known as EVIDENCE that can a will be used against you when the "fit hits the shan".

 

[sophiesizzle]

I would do him :sunny:

 

[mastagambit]

Couldn't Tiger, at least have had a top tier PS, like Jenna Jameson, or Tera Patrick?

Jenna and Tera dont fuck black people......
oh wait,Tiger aint black.:rofl:
http://www.salon.com/april97/tiger970430.html