This Thread Is NOT About Barack Obama...

[ChefChiTown]

...it's about Barack Obama THREADS. :1orglaugh

Ok, in all seriousness, this shit needs to stop. If I see one more Barack Obama thread get created, I'm going to start inserting white hot 3/4" drywall screws into the meat of my testicles just so I can knock myself unconscious from the pain and not have to deal with this anymore.

"But Chef, YOU just made a Barack Obama thread yourself. HYPOCRITE!!!"

Yes, I did. But, sometimes you have to take a small step backward to help give you the momentum needed to charge forward.

I just did a search for Barack Obama threads and we need to stop. Unless there are complete misspellings, there are currently 78 different Barack Obama related threads and that's not even counting the huge amount of other "political" and "Presidential" threads.

Barack - 4
Obama - 74

(Searching for "Barack" will yield 11 results, 7 of which are also found when searching for "Obama". So, there are 4 total "uncounted" ones when you add up the total.)

78
SEVENTY EIGHT!!!

(I am well aware that at least 4 people will be a jackass and immediately create an Obama thread right after reading this. May you all lose the ability to orgasm or feel sexual pleasure and to all a good night.)

 

[wigster]

I agree with you 100% it's just too much, i don't even come from America and all i've been hearing is obama this, obama that, enough already

 

[Jagger69]

I agree and suggest this thread be closed just to illustrate the point.

 

[maildude]

Make that 79. Nyah!!!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Chef, If you had any five pornstars for a night, how many times would you vote for Barack Obama?

 

[AFA]

Now I have to start another poll about whether this thread counts as 78 or 79 Obama threads!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Now I have to start another poll about whether this thread counts as 78 or 79 Obama threads!

Hmm...the Florida recount is beginning to make a little more sense.

 

[villiageidiot]

If you had to choose one that you would fuck, would it be Barack or Obama?

 

[Dawn]

Politics seems more and more erotic nowadays. I mean, there is more threads about Obama than there is about any single pornstar on FreeOnes!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Chef, If you had any five pornstars for a night, how many times would you vote for Barack Obama?

Oh GEEZ, this is tough. UUUUUUMMMM...oh man. Oh man, oh man, oh man, the choices!!! Uuuum, EEEEEH...

OK, GOT IT!!!

I would vote 612 times. Umm, yeah. Yeah, 612 times.

 

[gunslingingbird]

...it's about Barack Obama THREADS. :1orglaugh

Ok, in all seriousness, this shit needs to stop. If I see one more Barack Obama thread get created, I'm going to start inserting white hot 3/4" drywall screws into the meat of my testicles just so I can knock myself unconscious from the pain and not have to deal with this anymore.

If you promise to post pictures or a video, I swear I'll go start another Obama thread. :hatsoff:

 

[sdj374]

If you had to choose one that you would fuck, would it be Barack or Obama?

Does either one fuck their fans?

 

[Facial_King]

So, Chef, are you happy that Obama's going to be the next POTUS???

 

[Dawn]

On which suBject Are we currently arguing? I know great Minds thinks Alike but... discussing is always fun! :thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

You know that feeling when you walk down the street? That feeling that your being watched, you try to block it out but it feels like two million eyes are staring at the back of your head. You dont want to turn around but you have to.

Theres never anyone ther is there? Now I find that very strange, why would your perfect wonderful juicy brain play tricks on you like that, is it, like god a sadist and gets off on the fact that your in physical discomfort? Or is it the fact that those chemical transmitters where always told about are on the fritz for some unknown reason and the way the body chooses to handle these chemical imbalances is to put a two tonne weight on your back? You see ladies and gentlemen I really dont know, when I get that feeling my instict like everyone elses is I suppose is to lash out at passers by, by screaming in their smug faces,

"DONT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!"

But I dont, you know why because im not crazy, they are crazy always looking, judging, masturbating, how dare they make a show of themselves like that! Some of these are old, old OLD people for gods sake, why do they feel the need to do that to themselves just for their own ammusement? Is it to make me feel more comfortable in their presence? Well its not fucking working I can tell you that, you see......im a simple man with simple pleasure, I do all the supposed "normal" things that other "normal" people do, I sleep, I eat, I shit, you know the usual stuff.

But I cant help but feeling that someone is watching, is that you god? Dont you have anything better to watch than me, Obama just won the election go hassle him for christ sake. Yeah im a blasphemer! So what!!! What the fuck are you going to do about it? Huh????? Nothing thats what, so why dont you run along and go about you business.

Thank you.


Oh!!! And another thing stop whispering things to me when its quiet or when im sleeping, im not going to go on a killing spree and thats final, no matter how many Slim Whitman CDs you say your going to give me!!!!!







http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vpLB2LlJ2jk

 

[jibbijib]

Blah blah blah.

 

[titsrock]

Who's Barack Obama again?

 

[ChefChiTown]

So, Chef, are you happy that Obama's going to be the next POTUS???

POTUS? You mean, Possessor Of Torn Urethra Syndrome? :dunno:

 

[RealMenSwallow]

I congratulate you on another Obama Thread not about Barack Obama. It seems that this specific type of thread is becoming more and more popular. It's a thread about someone, without being about someone at all. It's tricky I know. :wink: I think as posters we have graduated to an entirely new level of blogging/posting/forum-whoring. This is a great day in America, and I am proud to have my own thread similar to this. Just search for Fuck Your Obama Threads. You're sure to find mine. I think we'll all look back on today as being an important day in all of our lives.

 

[jibbijib]

Will someone please shoot me?


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