There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

[rintoe]

There is not enough tasteful mantel piece ornaments in porn. When will this change?

 

[Jagger69]

Last time I looked there was a site for just about any bizarre fucking sexual deviation there is so I think we've about got the bases covered. We've certainly come a long way from the Playboy centerfold being the paragon of porn.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Farting :thumbsup:

I was actually on one site and it had actual mainstream models/porn chicks farting in each others faces. It was crazy shit. I forget the name of the site but whatever. I just wanted to bring your sarcasm to reality and make you regret what you jokingly typed!

I remember one of the models farted, the other gagged, she asked: do they really smell that bad? The gagging one answered: What did you eat? Mexican food earlier?

 

[alexpnz]

I was actually on one site and it had actual mainstream models/porn chicks farting in each others faces. It was crazy shit. I forget the name of the site but whatever. I just wanted to bring your sarcasm to reality and make you regret what you jokingly typed!

I remember one of the models farted, the other gagged, she asked: do they really smell that bad? The gagging one answered: What did you eat? Mexican food earlier?

No sarcasm-no regret

 

[~~whimsy~~]

No sarcasm-no regret

 

[alexpnz]

:hatsoff:

 

[titsrock]

We need more Celebrity Porn, tbh...we get the occasional vid droppin' every now or then, but we need a lot more from Hooterwood :thumbsup:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Remember The Rad Girls on Fuse? That van scene lol

Beyond that, thank you all! Thank you all for the zombie links.

 

[alexpnz]

Remember The Rad Girls on Fuse? That van scene lol

Beyond that, thank you all! Thank you all for the zombie links.

Is that whimsy @ 2:33? :1orglaugh

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Is that whimsy @ 2:33? :1orglaugh

Hecks yeah! I miss that show. I wish Fuse would bring it back. It's on some MAV channel of some sort. I don't get it so fuck it.

Excellent show.

 

[PirateKing]

Cowbell. I gotta have more cowbell baby!

 

[rock hard]

Cowbell. I gotta have more cowbell baby!

:1orglaugh:rofl::rofl2:

You just made me spit Mt Dew all over my monitor

 

[~~whimsy~~]

:1orglaugh:rofl::rofl2:

You just made me spit Mt Dew all over my monitor

Suuuuure.

"Mountain Dew" as they call it.

 

[piercedfreak]

Cowbell. I gotta have more cowbell baby!

:rofl:

do you have a fever?

 

[PirateKing]

:rofl:

do you have a fever?

Hell yeah I got a fevah. And the only prescription...is more cowbell!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Whoa. I thought PiercedFreak only stayed in the Name/Identify this babe section....




He escaped! :eek:

Quick! Cattle prod him! Go! Go! Go!

 

[PirateKing]

Whoa. I thought PiercedFreak only stayed in the Name/Identify this babe section....




He escaped! :eek:

Quick! Cattle prod him! Go! Go! Go!

It was his destiny to wander over to this section and indulge in my hilarious Christopher Walken/SNL references.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

He's offline. He learned his place. We can all rest easy now. :tongue:

 

[rock hard]

Call off the bombers??

 

[PirateKing]

He's offline. He learned his place. We can all rest easy now. :tongue:

Damn you Whims!
He was going to be the Ed McMahon to my Carson......