The World's Most Laziest Food: Cereal

FreeOnes_Adam

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Seriously, this is some lazy shit. Pour into a bowl, throw milk on it and shove it into your face.

I'm snacking on generic Raisin Bran (yes, generic!) and it got me wondering, what's your go-to cereal?


My favourite of all time has to be this stuff:

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See that giveaway on the box? A Power Pad. My rich friend had one of those. AND the Power Glove. Grrr..


I barely remember this stuff. Before you give them credit, wait til you see how lazy their shapes were:

 
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch should be a controlled substance, it's that good. And the leftover milk could be bottled and sold. As gross as that sounds, it's that good.

But for me, it's raisin granola oats cereal the brand doesn't matter. I also like raisin bran but I let it soak in milk for a few minutes. The soggier the better.
 

ChuckFaze

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Wow! Interesting that this thread should come up. I hadn't done cereal in ages, but someone gave me a jar of what I THINK is Cheerios Ancient Grain cereal. Well, what to do, what to do? So, I think it was around Monday that I just up and decided to mix in and crush some of that cereal into a bowl of plain ole Shurfine V-a-n-i-l-l-a Ice Cream. Dayyy-Um! That combination is GOOD! :yesyes: The cereal made it taste like I was eating an Ice Cream Cone ... and of the good kind, the Wafer type, not that other cheesy stuff. So now that's how I'm gonna finish the rest of that cereal, with Ice Cream.
 
Wow! Interesting that this thread should come up. I hadn't done cereal in ages, but someone gave me a jar of what I THINK is Cheerios Ancient Grain cereal. Well, what to do, what to do? So, I think it was around Monday that I just up and decided to mix in and crush some of that cereal into a bowl of plain ole Shurfine V-a-n-i-l-l-a Ice Cream. Dayyy-Um! That combination is GOOD! :yesyes:

I'm gonna try that. That sounds good.
 

ChuckFaze

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animus fox said:
Cinnamon Toast Crunch should be a controlled substance, it's that good. And the leftover milk could be bottled and sold. As gross as that sounds, it's that good.
So then the Drug Cartels are in the wrong business, eh? :rofl:
But seriously, I actually might be able to back you up that you're not just bullshitting. I vaguely remember back in the late 90s eating this cereal that MIGHT have been this very Cinnamon Toast Crunch of which you speak. I do remember it being so fucking good that I could finish a box in like 2 days. It was addictive. I couldn't just get 1 bowl in one sitting and stop there. No. I had to pour more and more.

I don't know. The "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" name sounds like it might have been the cereal that I ate, but in Googling up an image of the box for it ... I don't know. It might not be the cereal I ate. I think I recall the box had some Purple on it. I'll have to check out the cereal isle to see if I can refresh my memory.
 

Jagger69

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I hate to be a buzzkill but I couldn't tell you the last time I ate boxed cereal. First off, it's expensive as hell. Have you checked out the prices they want for a box of Froot Loops these days? (Over $4 for a 21-oz box last time I looked at Wal-Mart) :eek:

Additionally, the stuff is so bereft of nutritional value that you would would literally be better off to eat the box it comes in instead of the garbage that's packaged inside. Empty simple carbohydrates (mostly bleached wheat, rice or oat flour, sugar, lots of chemical preservatives and food dyes are typical ingredients) is about all you get. Yum! Might taste good but it also puts you in the pole position on the road to obesity and diabetes as far as I am concerned. I'll eat some oatmeal once in a while but, beyond that, I avoid boxed cereal like it was the plague.

That said, I realize that I am in the insignificant minority. Just looking at the cereal aisle at my local grocery store tells me that's the case. I see mothers loading up their carts with the stuff for their kids so I'm sure it ain't going nowhere soon but boxed cereal is indeed the world's laziest food....and one of the worst foods you can possibly eat. However, if you enjoy it, I'd be the last one to tell you not to eat it. Just not going to join you. Bon appétit, you lazy fuck! :pukey: :1orglaugh
 

ChuckFaze

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Antonella Kahllo said:
OHHHHHHH... i love this thread jejeje.... after i enjoy my cereal, i always find Cocoa Puffs and Honey Nut Cherious in my cleavage,
Have you ever found a donut or a Burger King Double Whopper in there? It could happen. :yesyes:
 
I hate to be a buzzkill but I couldn't tell you the last time I ate boxed cereal. First off, it's expensive as hell. Have you checked out the prices they want for a box of Froot Loops these days? (Over $4 for a 21-oz box last time I looked at Wal-Mart) :eek:

Additionally, the stuff is so bereft of nutritional value that you would would literally be better off to eat the box it comes in instead of the garbage that's packaged inside. Empty simple carbohydrates (mostly bleached wheat, rice or oat flour, sugar, lots of chemical preservatives and food dyes are typical ingredients) is about all you get. Yum! Might taste good but it also puts you in the pole position on the road to obesity and diabetes as far as I am concerned. I'll eat some oatmeal once in a while but, beyond that, I avoid boxed cereal like it was the plague.

That said, I realize that I am in the insignificant minority. Just looking at the cereal aisle at my local grocery store tells me that's the case. I see mothers loading up their carts with the stuff for their kids so I'm sure it ain't going nowhere soon but boxed cereal is indeed the world's laziest food....and one of the worst foods you can possibly eat. However, if you enjoy it, I'd be the last one to tell you not to eat it. Just not going to join you. Bon appétit, you lazy fuck! :pukey: :1orglaugh

Unfortunately I think making your children a healthy meal and making them eat in takes a modicum of effort. Which is why some people won't do it, while giving them cereal is seen as a quick way to shut them up or get them out the door even if it's not the cheapest option.
 
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