The "When You Can't *****" Thread...

[ChefChiTown]

There is almost nothing worse than not being able to *****. Whether it's 112 degrees in your room, a large amount of stress or the fact that there are TONS OF PEOPLE SCREAMING OUTSIDE OF YOUR APARTMENT, it sucks.

I can't ***** right now because of the bolded words above. I figured, "HEY, since I'm up, I might as well start a thread where people can vent when they can't *****".

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I couldnt ***** tonight! Its already 9:21 am and I wasnt able to ***** the whole night.

 

[Iamforever]

insomnia is my enemy. but i cant dodge him.

 

[ChefChiTown]

insomnia is my enemy. but i cant dodge him.

The dirty assholes outside, that feel the need to scream at 2:30 in the morning are my enemies. So are the police officers who seem to be sitting there, doing nothing about it. :cussing:

 

[nothingandless]

The dirty assholes outside, that feel the need to scream at 2:30 in the morning are my enemies. So are the police officers who seem to be sitting there, doing nothing about it. :cussing:

welcome to Chicago!

i can never *****, but i don't have anything to vent about it.
good luck. :glugglug:

 

[Iamforever]

The dirty assholes outside, that feel the need to scream at 2:30 in the morning are my enemies. So are the police officers who seem to be sitting there, doing nothing about it. :cussing:

just answer the ass cream comment. :rofl:

 

[member006]

I hardly ever *****. *shrugs* its become the norm.

 

[L3ggy]

If i can't ***** i either watch tv, play games or turn on the computer.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

If i can't ***** i either watch tv, play games or turn on the computer.

yeah me too

 

[Iamforever]

If i can't ***** i either watch tv, play games or turn on the computer.

um, we all do.

 

[Legzman]

If i can't ***** i either watch tv, play games or turn on the computer.

yeah me too

um, we all do.

That's what I would think too! What else you gonna do when you can't *****? Hell that's why I'm here right now.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I can't ***** again, but only because the flashes of lightening from the storm are illuminating my apartment like a 230,000 watt light bulb. Seriously, my retnas are SCREAMING at me. :eek:

 

[Legzman]

I can't ***** again, but only because the flashes of lightening from the storm are illuminating my apartment like a 230,000 watt light bulb. Seriously, my retnas are SCREAMING at me. :eek:

Just wait till your monitor blows up in your face!

 

[free4440273]

some good vitamins to help you get to ***** (it's been a problem of mine for years and years now): 500mg calcium and 500mg magnesium tablets and 500mg vitamin C - helps to calm the nerves and induce tranquility. also, the herbs passion flower and Valerian are quite good taken at night

 

[free4440273]

some good vitamins to help you get to ***** (it's been a problem of mine for years and years now): 500mg calcium and 500mg magnesium tablets and 500mg vitamin C - helps to calm the nerves and induce tranquility. also, the herbs passion flower and Valerian are quite good taken at night
yes, if you can't *****, then watch some tv, read a book, watch a porno (featuring big tits of course!), read a newspaper, log on to freeones

 

[Sinder]

Watch tv, get on the computer, have sex, masturbate, or sometimes i just talk and keep him awake :1orglaugh

 

[drdeath67]

Watch tv, get on the computer, have sex, masturbate, or sometimes i just talk and keep him awake :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

 

[member006]

I lay there and fight it, I should just get up like I used too and do something.

 

[D-rock]

It was too hot to ***** last night. I think my room got to 95-100 degrees F. I had to just lay there and take it.

 

[drdeath67]

It was too hot to ***** last night. I think my room got to 95-100 degrees F. I had to just lay there and take it.

OMFG :eek: I would die! I CAN'T ***** in the heat!