The Venture Bros. Season V

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
May 19th at midnight!

My old sig was pretty Brock Samson-centric, if'n you recall. I'm a fanboy.

If you didn’t already think that The Venture Bros. was a convoluted marvel, I recommend you watch this. Gary "Number 21" sums up the series so far.





This is Brock Samson. He's a full on god. Men write him love letters and women name their vibrators after him.

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I had forgotten how great the second season opener is.

Seriously, this show is so good that if you don't watch it, I will call you a dick.



An Ode To Mournful Tits:







Don't be dicks.
 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
Looks like something only a dick would watch.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Dr. Girlfriend, is one of the hottest pieces of ass on television.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Good to hear. Although I'm still catching up on season IV.

They don't play it often enough down here.


p.s your old sig was awesome.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Good to hear. Although I'm still catching up on season IV.

They don't play it often enough down here.


p.s your old sig was awesome.

I been thinking of resurrecting the damn thing, but I really like the Easter Bunny theme.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
All this and Gargantua 2 was a pretty good placebo. I'm really Jonesing for some new episodes where we can watch Brock do stuff like this.



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Man, he really likes beating up the undead.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
I was watching this the other day. I love that part where the Brocks' say -
"You're gonna' kill him when he shows up aren't ya'?"
"O you know it!!!"

"Me, Poe and me!"


Can't wait for more Venture Bros.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Dr. Girlfriend, is one of the hottest pieces of ass on television.

Trianna Orpheus and her friend, Kim are right up there, too.

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And Dr. Orpheus' ex-wife, Tatyana.

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And, of course, Molotov Cocktease.

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I like Sally Impossible, too. In a Stella Kowalski kind of way.

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
God damn it, season VI doesn't start until January. Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer continue to disappoint.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
God damn it, season VI doesn't start until January. Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer continue to disappoint.
Yeah they've been putting it back and back all the time haven't they. I really hope they haven't hit the wall (creatively speaking) because it's the best animated show ever.
And it's back to my first, and favorite, signature.

lol I remember the time I just joined FO's (I used to lurk before I knew who was who) and there was this crazy, hilarious guy, who just happened to have an awesome Venture Bros sig, was having an epic .. hmm, shall we say 'discourse', with WTCPulledHimselfOff.

I kept picturing Brock Sampson's 'murder face' whilst reading your posts and thinking Brock/Johnny's got Speedy/WTCJerkedOff by the throat. :D


You got a couple of free FO's 'holiday's' out of it too, as I recall.

Anyway have a good weekend, mon Generale'.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
So I'm like YOUR MENTOR? Cool. I've been a squad leader, a Field Training Officer, entrepreneur and now smut board role model. I'm honored.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
lol Not how I would've put it, but I can live with that.
Just don't call me Henchman 21. Henchman 24 is okay, I really dig his laconic drawl.


"Oh no! My Stanza!!"


"Let me tell you a little story about a Henchman named Speedy!"
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You can call me "Zero."

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Jeebus, they're milking this for all it's worth. I'm a great fan of the show. I'm not a fan of the show runners.
 
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