ok but anyone else have something that they hate about porn
Plenty, and so...
I would have to say, The disproportionate amount of lesbo material, it's become way too prolific for my taste. I don't mind it here and there but after a while, the abundance of it makes me kind of sick. The settings that I ABSOLUTELY HATE are those chick "slumberparties" where the sets feature girls that are made up to look like they're 13 years old with their "MY Kittie" Pjs on . . . or off, as it were.
There's plenty in what you said there that I don't like about porn. I've heard one OCSM on the boards talk about the "gay for pay" thing, and that's certainly annoying, but yes, TONS of lesbian material, and for some reason, shots/video of them sticking vibrators in their mouths :dunno: I, as one guy, immediately bail when lesbian porn includes toys. Same thing with solo sets for me.
And yes, I've long been confused and turned completely off by the attempt to make porn starlets look like 8 year olds with all the pig tails, kid decor, lollipops, school girl outfits, etc. Do you think maybe some of the producers of this shit might have tendencies?
Who in the hell is indoctrinating these girls ? I ask myself - You just know that they're never going to be compatable in a future hetero sex marriage because they ALWAYS go back to their g/fs.
Who is indoctrinating these gals? As usual in the porn business of late- creepy men who hate women.
Remember that guys, never allow yourself to get emotionally invested in a bi girl. Be their friend, screw them when they want your dick, but never think that she's "all yours" 'cause, well . . . just no way.
I disagree here- my wife is bi, and one of the things she really likes about being married is that she has the stable relationship and person (me :shy: ) that she can count on, and that actually provides her with a companion. The girls only hold appeal for her in that it's exciting to add one in for spice. She doesn't have sex with them without me around. I get a chuckle out of that because she says the reason is that if it was just her and another gal, it would "feel like cheating". She doesn't realize that I'd think it was hot as hell, and have left instructions that she can do that all she wants- just get video :thumbsup:
You're going to laugh...cum swapping and spit swapping grosses me out to no end. :1orglaugh I hate when I have to do something with it. I don't particularly care for the drinking cum out of a glass either.
I wouldn't laugh at all. That stuff was kick ass for about a year, when the internet was new. Now... like lots of things in porn, there's so much of it, and they've tried so hard to keep making it more and more extreme, it's just become degrading and disgusting. Watching Amy Reid crap some guy's load out of her butt onto a floor and then lick it up made me completely stay away from that stuff.
i also hate the overly stupid sex talk, such as "OMG your dick is inside my pussy fucking me" and "im stroking your cock up and down with my right hand", i think it sounds silly.
Oh yes, the riveting, timeless dialog during porn scenes has always been annoying. It's the reason I don't often watch porn with sound on. Between the gentle tones of the really awesome music and some guy going "Yeah, suck it. SUck that cock," or some woman asking another woman during a threesome "You like that cock in your ass?" :rofl:
Guys who think it's a good idea to talk over the top of a porn shoot. Bangbros, guilty.
Oh, an annoyance grande. Not only this, because it really distracts from a porn scene, but the things they say. It's like having the annoying kid brother in the room talking to you while you're trying to get laid.
But not just that- I can't stand porn shoots where it takes forever because these folks want to talk, and give us the bullshit "setup" (those bus things, the phony "we seduce redheaded shemales/teens/wombats" sites, and so on). I've watched some porn videos in the past where you think "cool!" because the run time on it is like 35 minutes. And then you watch it, and 25 of those minutes are people sitting around talking, or driving around talking.
Ugh.
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