The Situational Song Game...

[BlueBalls]

Im Coming Up - Diana Ross



You were just robbed by a gang of roaming midgits

 

[tunsty]

All Shook Up - Elvis Presley.







You steal an Ice-cream van and head for the border...

 

[bodie54]

The Coasters - Down In Mexico

A mad scientist removes your brain and replaces it with Paris Hilton's.

 

[tunsty]

Pretty Vacant - The Sex Pistols







Your recent tonsil-removal operation didn't go well.
They got you the wrong way around on the table.. so, no more **** for you chummy.

 

[Dawn]

Missile King - Detachable Penis


You see a million dollar in the woods. Just as you are about to pick it up, someone else take it and run away like there's no tomorrow - no way you can catch him.

 

[bodie54]

Creedence Clearwater - Run Through The Jungle

In the last month of his presidency, George Bush declares war on Canada.

 

[tunsty]

Armageddon it - Def Leppard






Your favourite team is beaten by a some lesbian hairdressers.

 

[BlueBalls]

Steel Train - I Feel Weird



You Just Caught Your Grandmother Shooting Ping-Pong Balls Out Of Her Vagina

 

[bodie54]

Amy Denio - Never Too Old To Pop A Hole

You **** up. Stretch. Think about what a manly stud you were last night, despite all the ******* you consumed. Light up a cigarette. Lean back. Smile. Then you notice the person ******** next to you is Boy George.

 

[tunsty]

The Kinks - Lola.






Boy George is having your baby...