The Situational Song Game...

[bodie54]

The Zombies - I Got My Mojo Working

Janet Reno, naked and holding a whip, corners you in your bathroom.

 

[asleep]

Velvet Underground - Venus in Furs

Driving by a primary school...

 

[BlueBalls]

Nas - Got Yourself A ***



You Just Found Out Your House Is Infested With Mice

 

[asleep]

The Stranglers - Waltzinblack

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of the sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun; beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping.

 

[bodie54]

The Turtles - To See the Sun

You end up in the same prison cell as Paris Hilton

 

[ChefChiTown]

Adam Sandler - Somebody **** Me (From The Wedding Singer)

You just got some brand new porn DVDs in the mail!

 

[BlueBalls]

Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling



Your wife, just caught you jerking it to gay porn

 

[tunsty]

Things we do for love - 10cc







You accidently reverse over your neighbours cat.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Cat Stevens - Bad Brakes

(That was, how do you say, PURRfect?)

You just chugged an entire 2 liter of Diet Dr. Pepper and feel like you're about to throw up!

 

[tunsty]

Pills N Thrills N Bellyaches (album) - Happy Mondays








You just 'nailed' Aria Giovanni (see thread in talk section)

 

[BlueBalls]

Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix



You Just Got Robbed By A Roaming Gang of OAP's

 

[bodie54]

Ed Gein - A Way To **** Old People

George Bush cancels the election and names himself dictator for life.

 

[BlueBalls]

Rage Against The Machine - Bullet In The Head



Your ****** Is A Member of The KKK

 

[bodie54]

Neil Young - Southern Man

After ******** yourself blotto you **** up in the morning and find yourself in bed between Bill and Hillary Clinton.

 

[asleep]

King Crimson - Three of a Perfect Pair

Watermelon seeds, left in the kitchen sink for a week, have started to shoot tender sprouts.

 

[bodie54]

Otis Redding - It's Growing

The paternity test results are in.......and you're the ******!

 

[BlueBalls]

Iron Maiden: Run to the Hills



Boris Johnson becomes the President of the United States

 

[tunsty]

It's the End of the World as We Know It - R.E.M.








Erica Campbell is selling kisses for no-less than $1.00 a go..
All the money you have left in the world, amounts to 97 cents.

 

[RogueWolf]

Ironic - Alanis Morrisette


Tunsty wins the US election due to millions of write in votes.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Blondie - Accidents Never Happen

You just farted in the shower and now you can't get the small off of you!