RealMenSwallow
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As I am the founder of the Porch-Sitting Club, all those to come after me, must bow down and submit to my infinite creativity. If you want to join this prestigious club all you must do is simply change your location in your FreeOnes proflie to read "On ________'s Porch" in the provided blank you would simply place the name of your favorite porn star. If you are a devout enough fan you will never have the need to change your location again. (Much like myself) Or perhaps you favor the second member of this club Dawn who once worshiped the doorstep of Franchezca Valentina but now resides on Jenny Lee's porch. Then, after you modify your location, please post here, as to be added amongst the ranks of this prestigious club. We have no meetings, or benefits, and no donations are required. Just modify your location and send a post here saying whatever you wish. If you ever change your location you must then admit you are weaker than I, and the other members, and go ****** into the corner of the room while you masturbate to gay porn for eternity. :bawling: :rubbel: