The Perfect Date - A Must Read Story - With Pics

[porno dan]

The Perfect Date - Between my buddy Rick Shameless and the Immoral Productions concubine aka Jessie Andrews

5 47 pm LA Direct Models bring girls for a go-see to meet Porno Dan at the Immoral Productions studio

Bud from LA Direct asks, “Do you like them”
Porno Dan, “Of course, they all have blonde hair’
Rick asks them to do jumping jacks – which they happily do

5 51 pm Jessie and Rick sitting on couch outside Porno Dan’s office

Jessie, “I am getting bored” to Rick
Rick, “Let’s shoot content now”, gets camera and they rendezvous in the bathroom

5 58 pm Jessie makes move

Jessie, “Your penis is like a banana it points upward , it is hard to suck and look at the camera”
Rick, “Get down lower, yeah, mmmmm, that’s it, oh yeah”

6 19 pm Jessie needs Visine

Jessie, “You came in my eye, I hate you Rick”
Rick, “Don’t move, let me take a picture”

6 27 pm Jessie is still not moving

Jessie, “Can I please move”
Rick, “No, I am trying to take a picture still”
Jessie, “Beware, next time I am going to squirt in your eye”

Before

After

 

[jod0565]

Better than my last date - come in a girl's eye wise.

 

[shayd]

Interesting situation.

 

[DJCowboy]

Thanks for bringing her to my attention! She's amazingly hot!!

 

[jjo_is4]

Interesting

Porno Dan, “Of course, they all have blonde hair’

That sure made me laugh. :rofl:

 

[Smile22]

smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[STDiva]

Does he have no shame?

 

[porno dan]

smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!

I think she is one of the cutest new girls to enter porn in years

Thanks for bringing her to my attention! She's amazingly hot!!

I totally agree with you

Does he have no shame?

That's why he is Shameless

 

[mrtrebus]

Was this a perfect date, as you put it, for her?

 

[1ManRevolution]

Jessie is hot...even with your load in her eye. Though if she wants someone to squirt on...I'm game.

 

[biomech]

She's cute, I had never heard of her.

 

[porno dan]

Was this a perfect date, as you put it, for her?

She illustrated the story - she said it the perfect date, not me

Jessie is hot...even with your load in her eye. Though if she wants someone to squirt on...I'm game.

It's no my load....this time. It's the load of my buddy Shaemeless

She's cute, I had never heard of her.

We have shot her over ten times, you will be hearing a lot about her soon

 

[gunslingingbird]

Gee, I don't know. It sounds more like porn than like a date. I've never had a date go that well. Maybe a date from the Penthouse Forum... flylicker

 

[Skyraider22]

I like a book with pictures:clap:

 

[porno dan]

Gee, I don't know. It sounds more like porn than like a date. I've never had a date go that well. Maybe a date from the Penthouse Forum... flylicker

What makes it so funny is that Jessie Andrews drew that picture and called it a date

 

[DJCowboy]

But does she have to have had sex with Ron Jeremy?
http://www.jurassiccocks.org/freevideos/jurassiccock/20100719/indexfrnsb6e8c.html
:eeew:

 

[porno dan]

But does she have to have had sex with Ron Jeremy?
http://www.jurassiccocks.org/freevideos/jurassiccock/20100719/indexfrnsb6e8c.html
:eeew:

Shows she doesn't discriminate - which is a good thing in my mind