The Oscars Were On Tonight. Did Anyone Bother To Watch?

[Mr. Daystar]

I think EVERY comedian on Earth, went into joke writing overdrive, before the sting on Rock's face still tingled and burnt his cheek.

WHOEVER gets roasted next, doesn't matter who, Rock/Smith jokes will be flying like wind in an outhouse......foul.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I think EVERY comedian on Earth, went into joke writing overdrive, before the sting on Rock's face still tingled and burnt his cheek.

WHOEVER gets roasted next, doesn't matter who, Rock/Smith jokes will be flying like wind in an outhouse......foul.

Will Smith's pussy slap put a lot of money in a lot of comic's pockets. I'd use that cuck as an ATM worse than his wife's boyfriends do.

 

[tvstrip]

Thandiwe Newton axed from ‘Magic Mike’ sequel after fight with Channing Tatum over Oscars fiasco
https://pagesix.com/2022/04/14/than...ight-with-channing-tatum-on-magic-mike-movie/

Ok, so now other actors who are debating the slap to the point of getting each other fired.
I wonder which side each was taking?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Thandiwe Newton axed from ‘Magic Mike’ sequel after fight with Channing Tatum over Oscars fiasco
https://pagesix.com/2022/04/14/than...ight-with-channing-tatum-on-magic-mike-movie/

Ok, so now other actors who are debating the slap to the point of getting each other fired.
I wonder which side each was taking?

Funny that all these oversensitive Hollywood prima-donna types got so much Drama over what we thought was Comedy.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Funny that all these oversensitive Hollywood prima-donna types got so much Drama over what we thought was Comedy.

Those fucking clowns in Hollywood have something to say about EVERYTHING. For some reason, they tend to think because they are actors, their opinions are important, and should be heard.

The reality is, they should all shut the fuck up, quit thinking they matter, and produce some material that is actually worth paying to see.

 

[gmase]

I liked entertainment better when I knew nothing about their personal lives. And the fact they want me to know about their personal lives makes it worse.

Time to head back under the rock.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I liked entertainment better when I knew nothing about their personal lives. And the fact they want me to know about their personal lives makes it worse.

Time to head back under the rock.

Even if she's hot, and it's about her perverted ways, or kinks?

 

[gmase]

Even if she's hot, and it's about her perverted ways, or kinks?

Even then. Athletes are the same for me too.

I'd watch Lena Paul fuck all day, but what she wants to do off camera is her business.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I to hate most of the flood of nonsensical bs that oozes out of Hollywood, but to be honest, I love it when I hear some perverted shit about the woman. I guess hearing something that you shouldn't know, makes it fun. I'll never forget the day some guy from the original Idol program dealt the dirt on Paula Abdul, and told the whole audience that she loved "to chug the protein shake", when polishing the knob, I smiled all day.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Lil' update, Sportsfans...

Turns out when Magic Mike through a hissy fit and jumped in his car he shoulda given his sparring partner a ride to rehab.

https://pagesix.com/2022/04/14/thandiwe-newton-heading-to-rehab-amid-divorce-magic-mike-exit/

 

[tvstrip]

So did anything crazy happen this year?

 

[Pornfan99]

Peeps are ripshit that Jamie Lee Curtis won Best Supporting Actress. She had a MINOR role, vs. another actress (Stephanie Hsu) nominated from the same film ("Everything Everywhere All At Once"). And, peeps favorite was Angela Basset, for "Black Panther 2."

"Everything Everywhere All At Once" cleaned up / won several awards.

"All Quiet on the Western Front" also won multiple awards.

Unsurprisingly, "Top Gun 2" won Best Sound. And, "Avatar 2" won Best Visual Effects.

 

[legmann61]

So did anything crazy happen this year?

Apparently, no. I didn't watch the whole thing (I was catching up on The Last of Us).

But I did catch Brendan Frazier's tearful speech and Angela Bassett's apparent scowl when Jamie Lee Curtis won.

 

[tvstrip]

On the Canadian side, there was a topless protester that was told to "Get the fuck off" by Avril Lavigne, and later Avril said she'd Fuck up any bitch that tried that again.
https://globalnews.ca/news/9549405/junos-protest-greenbelt/

Yes, all on live TV.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Angela Bassett's moment of unintentional comedy was funnier than anything Jimmy Kimmel said intending to be funny. She did manage to win this year's Jada Pinkett Best Mean Muggin' Award.

 

[tvstrip]

I am happy to see Naatu Naatu get the win. The song was ok, but that dance number was literally the embodiment of B/Tollywood

 

[tvstrip]

Fun fact: the Naatu Naatu dance scene was filmed right beside Ukrainian parliament buildings in Kyiv

 

[Buttermaker]

That is ballsy.

 

[tvstrip]

That is ballsy.

I'm guessing it was filmed before the invasion. So kinda lucky, because if production was delayed, we never would have had that epic dance sequence.

Pretty cool that all they did was swap out the flag.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Y'know, you're not a patriotic American unless you wear a Ukrainian Flag Pin.