The official post while drunk or innebriated thread

Oschwitz, the meaning of pain. The way that I want you to die! Slow death, immense decay, (help me out dude i forget the rest!!!)
 

Philbert

Banned
I guess you meant "Auschwitz"...although your meaning isn't clear beyond that.
It's funny, those that shouldn't drink, seem to do it a lot. Those that handle it O.K., don't seem to do it as much. Is that irony, or just Murphy's Law in effect?
I can drink all night, mix my liquor, and don't get sick or have hangovers. Yet I almost never drink anymore, and don't care one way or another if I do.
After 18 years in New Orleans, and many years in Europe and Central America, I have consumed a fair share.
jibijib...you should consider meditation or reefer!:D

:glugglug:


(And yes, I know he posted a year ago.WTF...)
 

Philbert

Banned
it was very clear to me. not a slayer fan eh, phil?:D
OOOPS...sorry, JibiJib!
I am so not full of myself now...I know who Slayer is, but not well enough to know any lyrics.
That sounded so...disturbed! :rofl:
...but then, if I quoted select Beatles lyrics, that would sound pretty disturbed,too! (Ever play the voice saying "Number Nine, Number Nine" backwards?)

I feel so old...!:D
 
I'm drunk and my head hurt like hell because of an insane bass in the club I went to. :cussing:

WTF is the point of a bass that makes your head hurt and your throat itch? It really can't be good for you.
 
you should check out a slayer show. bass in a good way. :thumbsup:
Never been to one of their concerts, though I have heard my fair share of Slayer. They used to be my favorite band some years ago.

I'm feeling somewhat okay now, but damn I felt crappy earlier. I blame the damn insane bass...


and all the beer and booze as well :beer:
 
I am drunk. The wife and I are celebrating Valentines early. I'm out of town next week, so dinner 3 bottles of wine (we're in the business) and home to bed. She's still crashed and I can't stop spinning and I stopped smoking so that's out of the question and now the only thing I can do is sit here and type.
 
I haven't been drunk. Ever.
Does that exclude me from this thread? ;)

and yeah dude, the last thing in the world I am is exclusionary but fuck! How the fuck stupid are you when you go on a board titled drunk or inebriated thread and say like a puss "does that exclude me?" YES motherfucker! It does exclude you, but get used to it. Clubs, fraternitys, schools, jobs, cliques, etc. are exclusionary for one reason or another and life fucking goes on. How about going and adding your two cents to the double dong thread or the cum on face while fucking thread. Or better yet how about the top three, five or eight chicks you'd bang, titty fuck, throat fuck, analize, spooge on or just want to snuggle up with at night thread. Either way get fucked, or get drunk :thefinger
Im going to puke now. thanks
 

member006

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and yeah dude, the last thing in the world I am is exclusionary but fuck! How the fuck stupid are you when you go on a board titled drunk or inebriated thread and say like a puss "does that exclude me?" YES motherfucker! It does exclude you, but get used to it. Clubs, fraternitys, schools, jobs, cliques, etc. are exclusionary for one reason or another and life fucking goes on. How about going and adding your two cents to the double dong thread or the cum on face while fucking thread. Or better yet how about the top three, five or eight chicks you'd bang, titty fuck, throat fuck, analize, spooge on or just want to snuggle up with at night thread. Either way get fucked, or get drunk :thefinger
Im going to puke now. thanks

I thought LizziE was a girl?
 
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's carnival in my hometown and I'm soooooooooooooooo drunk! Lots of beautiful women in nasty costumes around (but there's only one I love ;))...

:hatsoff: Shaxn
 
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