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Kevin Malone is an accountant at the fictitious paper distributor Dunder Mifflin. Kevin is bald, overweight, and seems to have just three facial expressions: a slack-jawed gaze, a scowl and an impish grin. He speaks in a slow, monotone voice, rarely expressing any emotion, although he is often prone to giggle at things that would typically amuse a *****. Much of Kevin's humor derives from the incongruity between his deadpan personality and his juvenile sense of humor.

I think he's the most underrated character on the show and I just heard probably the funniest exchange in the history of the show when they were trying to determine how to delay the delivery of Jim and Pam's baby.

Erin: Okay number 3. Eat spicy foods.
Michael: Okay, the opposite of that.
Kevin: Stick spicy food up her butt!

I sharted a little after that.



That, and the fact that Michael's girlfriend, Holly, went through her entire run on the series believing Kevin is retarded endear him to me.

All hail Kevin!

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