The Next Tennessee Governor.

This has to be a joke or something.

Other than the fact that he looked like he was drunk, or possibly slightly retarded, I liked what he had to say for the most part.

It's hard to believe the voters of Tennessee would elect this guy, but you never know, those same voters elected a brain dead mannequin named Al Gore. :dunno:
 
This man represents the backwater bed that the Republican Party will sleep in in order to try to win any election in 2010. When the Republican Party courts the hillbillies, the hillbillies will inevitably embarrass the Republican Party. We will see "Basil's" all over the nation...like an army of XY Palins unleashed on the white trash GOP constituents...

When do the debates begin! :rolleyes:
 
:cool:What's the big deal here? As if republicans don't actually govern exactly the way this loon sounds. I'm certain there is a cloaking device somewhere in Idaho which masks these idiots as reasonable sounding enough to get elected. Without it...this is how they actually would sound. Of course there are those like Palin, Brewer and Bachmann who've convinced themselves they don't need it.:o

But if we could just get some one to abscond with it....:eek:
 
This guy is obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed, but if I were living in Tennessee, I'd vote for him over Algore every single time. At least he sounds like he cares about the country and it's people, unlike Algore, who is more concerned about making money from the mindless followers in his special interest groups.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
You know, I like to think I am a guy who is willing to give aide to those less fortunate than myself. So...here goes. My Help Aide to Basil Marceaux:

  • Notes: They are not evil. In fact, in some ways, they can help you better concentrate, make a point, not ramble, and not give the impression you are a stoned yoke.
  • Spellcheck: Hey, you know when you are typing something in on your website and it is underlined in red? That is a hint that your fingers and/or brain just fucked up. There is a neat site called "Google" that helps you spell hard words like "Ditto", "the" and "drunken stupor".
  • Geeks: Hey, you know that geeky kid from next door that you've been throwing your empty beer cans at? Giving him full beer cans might make him want to help on your website.
  • Beer: Mmmm. It's good, isn't it? Yeah. Helps calm the nerves, gives you a bit more confidence. Might not want to down 3 12 packs before your next televised appearance, though.
  • Slaver: Frankly, dude, not really an issue anymore. Sure, joining with a free slavery organization 240 years after it has been disbanded sounds like a noble idea to your fellow gold paint sniffers, but to the rest of us...not so much. And, in a related point:
  • Stop Light Slavery: Seriously...what the fuck? Just because you were pulled over for tearing through a red stoplight at 75 in a 15 school zone with your pants around your ankles doesn't mean every cop is evil
  • Immunity for Votes: Might want to rethink this one. What about the guy who shoots you to death? By the way, if you do go with this, let me know. I'll go ahead and move to Tennessee next to that really rich guy with the hot wife.

I hope this helps you out, dude.
 

Supafly

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Bronze Member
He is the Vice-President-Candidate for Palin'12 :elaugh:
 
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