The New American Hero--Levi Johnston is running for Mayor!

Levi Johnston is pretty much the prototypical contemporary American man: hardly any education, no real worth in the job market, fathering multiple **** out of wedlock, sees himself as "chosen" for "greatness":1orglaugh I debated whether or not to put this in the Schadenfreude thread...but I thought it was worthy of its own thread.

Rest easy Americans....our future is in safe hands :surprise::anonymous

Levi Johnston Announces Plans To Run For Mayor Of Wasilla In New TV Show

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Levi Johnston is following in Sarah Palin’s footsteps and running for political office, RadarOnline.com has learned.

New details have emerged about Bristol Palin’s ex-fiance’s television plans, with his new reality television show to be titled Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office.:facepalm:

“The docu-soap will follow the ever controversial, headline making, matinee idol handsome, ****** of one as he embarks on a run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska,” read a statement, just released.:facepalm:

While the concept might sound like a gimmick, producers insist it is not.

Johnson genuinely believes he can steal the office from current Wasilla Mayor, lawyer Verne E. Rupright -- and promises, if elected, he will serve his full term.

The series will “chronicle a ‘no-holds-barred’ period in Levi’s tumultuous life; co-raising his *** Tripp, looking for love, and taking care of business for his fellow Wasillans,”:facepalm: according to the statement.


The project will be produced by production company Stone & Company Entertainment.

Johnston said the show will give viewers an inside look into who he is as a ******, a skilled hunter, an avid dirt biker and his journey down the road of small town politics.

But not until he gets his high school diploma.
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Friend Tank Jones will serve as Johnson’s campaign manager and the show will be executive produced by Jon Gosselin’s pal, Canaan Rubin.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusiv...announces-plans-run-mayor-wasilla-new-tv-show
 
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No, that's his grandpappy....

I have no doubt that Levi will win the Mayor job (c'mon, Sarah Palin won it at one time :rolleyes:)....

Will Levi someday be Guv'nor of Alaska!!!!! :surprise:
 
just cause he's running doesn't mean he'll get anywhere...at least i hope he doesn't, guys just a typical high school fuck up who happened to make his fuck up with the ******** of a famous politician so he is now a *********...:facepalm:
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Actually, on name alone, I am willing to bet he makes it.
And, on his contacts alone, I am willing to bet he fucks up big time. However, it will be the media's fault, not his.
 
Well at least he already got the sex scandal out of the way before taking office (assuming he wins). Republicans should be proud that he's starting bullshit already!
 
well we've already had wrestlers and actors in politics it's about time for an ex-vice presidential candidates' ********'s baby ***** abstinence failure i say
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
He doesn't stand a chance against Basil Marceaux.com Tennessee is just the begining for him. In about 5 years he will take over the world if he can fit inside a globe.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
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The New American Idiot --Levi Johnston is running for Mayor!
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
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The New American Idiot --Levi Johnston is running for Mayor!

Whenever I hear this song I think about people like Levi Johnston, S@rah Pailn, P@ris Hilton, D@nica Patrick, reality TV "stars" and all the other moronic worthless people who are famous just for being famous.

 
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