This Penis Chart will give the inside line on who has what in those Leather Stage Pants!
Me and my sources have lent many a ear to eavesdrop all this cool gossip on The Long & Short of Rock N' Roll Cocks!
Disclaimer: I, Donna Anderson and Metal Sludge, will not be held accountable for any misinformation reported here. If you hook up with any of these men and they don't live up to expectations, do not blame me! What's big to one girl is small to another, and vice versa. One girl's shit is another girl's treasure. This is a basic guideline of what you can possibly expect. Circumstances may vary from girl to girl. I don't want any of my girls being mislead. So if you find a report you disagree with, let me know!
Also, I did not sleep with all these guys!! So don't ask.
1. Art Alexakis / Everclear
Art has an 8 inch cocks, he's loud and practically rabid for eating pussy and rimming. He loves his balls sucked, is a great kisser, and enjoy his encounters in odd/semi-public places. Art has a huge sexual appetite and is very loud/likes to talk dirty. However he's not fond of condoms and sometimes his cock isn't fully hard, which might have something to do with him being a former drug addict. Either that or he's just old. He tries to come off as such a sincere, sweet guy, but he's a HUGE slut. He does treat you well when you're with him--he even holds hands/cuddles and gives his real phone #. He also likes his women to be pretty intelligent and able to hold their end of a conversation about current issues, etc. Watch out for this one, though--he's unclean!! Either he doesn't wash the crotch area often or he has a serious problem...smells very dirty. Gross!!
2. Phil Anselmo / Pantera
Well after a short glimpse of that MONSTER power tool in their debut home video it's no wonder that Rob Halford is such a big Pantera fan! Reports are Phil is a bit over 10 inches!! There are also rumors that Phil can swing both ways, at least orally.
3. Vinnie Appice / Dio
Your jaw won't get sore sucking his cock, so he's an average joe. But his '*** eye' does blow out enough jizz for 10 guys!
4. Tom Araya / Slayer
If you're down with pentagrams and Satan, then not only is Tom for you, but he's got a big cock to boot. Tom is about 7 inches, loves to fuck and is not selfish at all! Also has an uncircumcised dick.
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