The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

[don_equis]

Anyone with some tall tales?


Do you know that Jenna Jameson was my ex?

 

[tunsty]

There is a town near where I live that holds an annual 'Lying' competition.
Last year it was won by No less than George Bush..

 

[top notch]

Do you know that Jenna Jameson was my ex?

Yup, I'm the reason she left you.

 

[Famousbabes]

You have a big dick.


/JK

 

[top notch]

"biggest one in four counties!"

 

[don_equis]

hahhahahhaha....good ones.....

Krystal Steal is my cousin.

 

[J.T.S.]

I am Osama Bin laden.

 

[Famousbabes]

Agreed, all good ones.

 

[top notch]

Ever since I was drunk that night in Vegas, I keep getting these really weird letters from some chic who signs them Britney S. She's always writing how much she misses me (blablabla), and how she wishes it could be more than just some one night :love-smi: . She even claims we got married (psycho)

I just don't know what to do man....

 

[lightning]

I am lying between a nude Cathrine Zeta Jones, and Rachel Hunter right now. We just had sex and I am watching them kiss. :love-smi: aria and erica rose are in the shower.

 

[Hung Lo]

freeones really sucks.

 

[top notch]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[J.T.S.]

I am not listening to Pig Destroyer right now.

 

[Goblin]

Satan I love you.

 

[J.T.S.]

I shot J.R.

 

[Neromak]

I have a life outside of FreeOnes!

 

[SovereignAxe]

I ran across Natalie Portman in New York a couple weeks ago. I asked her out to a movie and we're going steady now. my only complaint is she's not so great in bed. ah well, practice makes perfect.

 

[ooahouch]

Well u guys r nuts

 

[jod0565]

Jenna Jameson just finished up a scene for Gangland #49 and is set to do American Bukkake #24.

 

[Starman]

Scientists claim that 12 inches is the average length of a cock...