Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
This zany trio would be the next Golden Girls. Here's how the characters should be portrayed. The first one, Barbara, the chubby one in the sweater, kind of glides through life absent minded and also happens to be a bit of a mudshark bringing home and having hilarious sexual antics with negroes. Then we have Melody who plays the straight role setting up all the gags for Barbara and our third cast member. Now our third cast member, Roseanna, is a comical redhead that reminds me a bit of Anne Meara. Squeeze those three in as roomies in an undersized apartment and that spells ratings!