Alright this **** happened in my college days, I was the odd man out on a Friday night and ended up asking a buddies girlfriend to hook me up. The reponse I got when I asked about my blind date was she's nice and has a great personality.......FUCK she's fat right? The thread title answers that yes she was huge.
Being in my early twenties and fixing this problem like I fixed all my problems at the time I drank myself silly not giving a fuck what happened.
As bad dates go this was right on par with whatever you can imagain I didnt want to talk to her and was catching flak from my buddies girlfriend for being an asshole as I slammed shots of Jim Beam and chased them with Coors to blur the reality around me.
Fastforward a few hours and my super human abilities to ***** had started to break down and i was feeling the effects of 5 gallons of liquior and enough **** to float a battle ship. My large date had been keeping pace with me unknown to me and feeling the same effects.
My so called date being as fucked up as me asked me smoothly to the parking lot to listen to the latest Motely Crue tape in her beat to **** Ford Tempo that all translates to sucking my cock. Which I had no problem with until I had a gang of people watching. Im not sure if it was the fear of being watched or being caught with a extremly large woman whatever the case the party temporarily ended.
The next thing I remember was thinking through my blurred brain was ....seems to be a goodtime to ********.
Unforunatly for me I was in the same situation as a roofied high school cheerleader out with the team and ended up used in almost the same way.
To start off with she carried me over her shoulder to her room.....caveman..err woman style.
The lights were off which worked for me at first, she started giving me head and as alot of you know fat chicks give the best head so I was enjoying myself and about to nut into her chipmunk cheeks when she stopped and said she wanted to fuck!
With the lights out I felt like a old blind man trying to figure out someones shape ...I felt around and didnt like what I was holding but before I could shift gears I was pulled on top of her. I always thought of it as huging a bean bag when I was ten thats pretty acurate.
Either way i was a young guy and a trooper so with nothing on but a Van Halen 1984 concert shirt on I gave it my all and began to rail this huge chick I had a pretty rythm going when the worst thing that could happen HAPPENED!
I got the bed spins and screamed at her to turn the nightstand light on, she resisted wanting to wait it out. I was spinning like an astronaut in a centrifuge I informed her in no uncertain terms I was going to be sick without the light. She relented and turn the light on....this honestly was the first time I looked at her and took quick notice of her acne or her 3 chins and soda pop bottle glasses. Waves of ****** and disgust sank in setting off a chain reaction between my brain and stomach ******* tacos and ***** up. With no place to go and my reflexes being slowed I deposited the contents of the inside of my stomach on too the outside of hers.
I ***** in the floor the rest of the night despite her pleas that it was ok and to come bad to bed.
A side note is I took my buddies tooth for allowing that maddness to happen, well that and laughing at me.
Being in my early twenties and fixing this problem like I fixed all my problems at the time I drank myself silly not giving a fuck what happened.
As bad dates go this was right on par with whatever you can imagain I didnt want to talk to her and was catching flak from my buddies girlfriend for being an asshole as I slammed shots of Jim Beam and chased them with Coors to blur the reality around me.
Fastforward a few hours and my super human abilities to ***** had started to break down and i was feeling the effects of 5 gallons of liquior and enough **** to float a battle ship. My large date had been keeping pace with me unknown to me and feeling the same effects.
My so called date being as fucked up as me asked me smoothly to the parking lot to listen to the latest Motely Crue tape in her beat to **** Ford Tempo that all translates to sucking my cock. Which I had no problem with until I had a gang of people watching. Im not sure if it was the fear of being watched or being caught with a extremly large woman whatever the case the party temporarily ended.
The next thing I remember was thinking through my blurred brain was ....seems to be a goodtime to ********.
Unforunatly for me I was in the same situation as a roofied high school cheerleader out with the team and ended up used in almost the same way.
To start off with she carried me over her shoulder to her room.....caveman..err woman style.
The lights were off which worked for me at first, she started giving me head and as alot of you know fat chicks give the best head so I was enjoying myself and about to nut into her chipmunk cheeks when she stopped and said she wanted to fuck!
With the lights out I felt like a old blind man trying to figure out someones shape ...I felt around and didnt like what I was holding but before I could shift gears I was pulled on top of her. I always thought of it as huging a bean bag when I was ten thats pretty acurate.
Either way i was a young guy and a trooper so with nothing on but a Van Halen 1984 concert shirt on I gave it my all and began to rail this huge chick I had a pretty rythm going when the worst thing that could happen HAPPENED!
I got the bed spins and screamed at her to turn the nightstand light on, she resisted wanting to wait it out. I was spinning like an astronaut in a centrifuge I informed her in no uncertain terms I was going to be sick without the light. She relented and turn the light on....this honestly was the first time I looked at her and took quick notice of her acne or her 3 chins and soda pop bottle glasses. Waves of ****** and disgust sank in setting off a chain reaction between my brain and stomach ******* tacos and ***** up. With no place to go and my reflexes being slowed I deposited the contents of the inside of my stomach on too the outside of hers.
I ***** in the floor the rest of the night despite her pleas that it was ok and to come bad to bed.
A side note is I took my buddies tooth for allowing that maddness to happen, well that and laughing at me.