The Bible has great fucking stories!

Will E. would appreciate this one......needs to come back......
 

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maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I just read the actual passage. Here it is:

18 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.
19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
 
The phrasing depends on which of the hundreds of versions of the 'Word of God' that are floating around. Take your pick and hate everybody who bought a different book, just like our ancestors did!
 
Bible is retarded.
 
The phrasing depends on which of the hundreds of versions of the 'Word of God' that are floating around. Take your pick and hate everybody who bought a different book, just like our ancestors did!

agreed!
love it!
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Bible is retarded.

the BIBLE=Greatest science fiction story ever written!

:nono:

I find almost everything in the bible still applies in modern times, right? That's why I still model my life around it.

:dito: :hatsoff:

Taking verses out of context is not a good thing to do. You should always read more than one verse, so you can see the meaning. ;)

Ezekiel 23: 44-49 (KJV)

44: Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.

45: And the righteous men, they shall judge them after the manner of adulteresses, and after the manner of women that shed blood; because they are adulteresses, and blood is in their hands.

46: For thus saith the Lord GOD; I will bring up a company upon them, and will give them to be removed and spoiled.

47: And the company shall stone them with stones, and dispatch them with their swords; they shall slay their sons and their daughters, and burn up their houses with fire.

48: Thus will I cause lewdness to cease out of the land, that all women may be taught not to do after your lewdness.

49: And they shall recompense your lewdness upon you, and ye shall bear the sins of your idols: and ye shall know that I am the Lord GOD.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
:nono:



:dito: :hatsoff:

Taking verses out of context is not a good thing to do. You should always read more than one verse, so you can see the meaning. ;)

Ezekiel 23: 44-49 (KJV)

44: Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.

45: And the righteous men, they shall judge them after the manner of adulteresses, and after the manner of women that shed blood; because they are adulteresses, and blood is in their hands.

46: For thus saith the Lord GOD; I will bring up a company upon them, and will give them to be removed and spoiled.

47: And the company shall stone them with stones, and dispatch them with their swords; they shall slay their sons and their daughters, and burn up their houses with fire.

48: Thus will I cause lewdness to cease out of the land, that all women may be taught not to do after your lewdness.

49: And they shall recompense your lewdness upon you, and ye shall bear the sins of your idols: and ye shall know that I am the Lord GOD.

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