The Barack Hussein Obama SUCK AND SHIT presidency 2009-2017 in review.

I’ll start:

Fast and Furious
IRSGate
Benghazi
SpyGate
 
Our former beta soy president would perform 90 degree bows to leaders like the sultan of brunei or some shit. If given the opportunity, he would've bowed to whoever the warlord of mogadishu is this week.
 
Y'know what? I haven't smoked weed for a week and I doubled my coffee consumption. Can't sleep. Can't eat. If a certain someone took me off ignore I would crush his soul like a Chinese beer can before Jesus blows out his birthday candles.

I took pleasure terrorizing my tenant last Monday. He agreed to pay for the roof and ceiling. Good for him.

"Hey, you ever see my grandmother?"
"Didn't she die like 20 years before we moved here?"
"What does that have to do with the question I asked? Anyway, if you do, whatever you do, do not... and I mean do not allow the old Russian woman to clap her hands."

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Merry Christmas, buddy. Of late you've made me laugh so hard I almost split my taint.

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Our former beta soy president would perform 90 degree bows to leaders like the sultan of brunei or some shit. If given the opportunity, he would've bowed to whoever the warlord of mogadishu is this week.

I love both of you guys in a completely brotherly hetero kinda way.

Merry Christmas, I am even gonna get drunk this weekend. Should be entertaining.
 
I love both of you guys in a completely brotherly hetero kinda way.

Merry Christmas, I am even gonna get drunk this weekend. Should be entertaining.

Ditto. I'm not wiping my wiener off on the drapes on the way out either. May all your Christmas Message Board Store Of Pornography dreams come true!

If you drink please post. Nostrovia...:glugglug:
 
What an embarrassment that Islamic Kenyan nincompoop was. You'll find as many pictures of Michael being pregnant as you will Barry Soetoro Attorney At Law standing in a courtroom.



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That little bastard also didn't disclose he took an integral part in the 1993 music video "Whoomp! There It Is!" Witnesses report seeing Hussein hanging out in the park flipping bags and constantly looking at his pager.

 
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